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Snippets of one Very-Tired-And-Annoyed Tom M. Riddle's daily life with an irritating ghost in the 1990s.
(A Boy-Who-Lived, forgotten from the history books, continues to roam the last battlefield with only glimmers of long-gone memories.)
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letters from eighth grade by hansdevice
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Mar 2026
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Dear Mr. Sir Grace,
This is Abby from your eighth grade class. We have a substitute teacher called Mr. Tyson. He is not nearly as good as you. We don’t play with a lava happy-sack. We read out of a textbook.
over the years, Ryland Grace's eighth grade class write him messages.
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10 Apr 2026
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A Pack of Petered Parkers by peppypear
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
24 Dec 2021
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“So, let me know if I have this right.” Tony said, setting down half of his burger. “Your dad, after having three sons, each with a different woman, had the bright idea to name them all Peter?”
He tried to imagine three Spider-Men swinging around the city: quipping at supervillains, charging headlong into trouble, being too trusting for their own good - Tony felt his blood pressure begin to climb. “Are they- are they like you?”
“If you mean superpowered, then no.” Peter shrugged. “They’re kinda boring; Tobey’s been married for years, and Andy's married to his job. Not exciting enough to get us our own reality show.”
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When Peter invites his mentor for Thanksgiving at May’s, Tony learns a Parker family secret. (canon AU set between Hoco and IW). Crack, fluff, and meta jokes- Language:
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10 Feb 2026
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“Why'd you name him Beef, anyways?” Malevola asks.
“He looks like a small cow, so he's well named.” Flambae comments. Everyone stares at him. “What? He's a fat black and white dog. Completely cow shaped.”
This is the story of how Beef came to live with Robert.
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06 Dec 2025
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it's in the air and it's all around / can you feel me now? by makomoris
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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If you ask the psychiatry community in Baltimore, or hell, even the general DC metropolitan area, they would tell you that making eye contact with Will Graham was near impossible. They would tell you talking to him about, well, him, would be near impossible. You know that ad on tv, the one that tells you that nine out of ten dentists love this toothpaste and you should definitely buy it? That’s how psychiatrists phrase their love for Will Graham. Not like they’re getting any closer to the toothpaste, per se.
or, everyone finds Will (and his brain) attractive.
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09 Aug 2025
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Will Graham is a producer on a Bachelor knock off reality TV show. Against his protests and better judgement, Dr. Hannibal Lecter is cast as the primary love interest on the show. Despite his many initial misgivings, Hannibal is a hit, and Will finds himself as drawn into the story Hannibal is creating as everyone watching at home. Everything is going well until Will becomes suspicious that he is the real object of Hannibal's affections, and all of a sudden contestants start to turn up murdered.
"Vena Amoris" is the (Mythical!) vein that runs from the ring finger to the heart; supposedly that is why we wear wedding rings on that finger.