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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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07 Mar 2026
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Random goon: Hey Boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood: I used to have another name, before… A long time ago. But that person is dead. I get to choose for myself now, they can’t take that from me. I won’t let them.
Random goon: …Huh.
Random goon: *Slowly unravels a Trans flag*
Red Hood: Uh, whatcha got there?
Random goon: *Starts waving it* A smoothie.
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A loyal goon hilariously misunderstands a few too many conversations and sets about supporting his boss the best he can.(Based on a Tumblr/Tik Tok I found :) )
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- Part 1 of Batman Tik Tok Fics
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09 Jun 2025
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Local Henchman in Crisis by theempressofeyes
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
10 Nov 2024
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Larry the Goon snoops on his boss. This accidentally ruins his life.
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- Part 1 of Sab's DC Fics
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09 Jun 2025
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Sakura is twelve when she wakes up to a field full of flowers.
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Or: Sakura gets the character development she deserves whilst being a baby gay disaster.
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- Part 1 of a fist full of flowers
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10 May 2025
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“Stop groping my pulse. If you’re hungry, just eat.”
Grimmjow’s sleepy, extremely grumpy voice tears through the dreamy half-doze Ichigo was starting to sink into.
“I’m not hungry,” he says into Grimmjow’s hair. “And I am not…”
Grimmjow shifts, and some of the shorter strands of his hair, slightly damp from his nightly shower and mussed to hell from Ichigo’s complete inability to resist a wet, half-naked Grimmjow, slide boldly into Ichigo's nose. He pulls back, sneezing violently, and almost misses what Grimmjow says.
“…just molesting my throat for fun? Pervert.”
“What the—I’m innocently cuddling you, not molesting your throat, and will you stop phrasing it like that, you degenerate asshole?” For good measure, Ichigo pulls back the hand that was spread loosely over the base of Grimmjow’s throat. And sure, his thumb was on the pulse, stroking idly, but he wasn’t groping anything.
“Why? It’s accurate.” Grimmjow, like the pissy cat he is, refuses to concede. “You never touch my dick like that.”
“For fuck’s sake, Grimmjow, if I went for your dick the way I do for your throat, you’d have bigger problems.”
“Promises,” the crazy bastard purrs.
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29 Nov 2024