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lost in translation by constellaetions
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Oct 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has a gift.
He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching.
Shane Hollander has a problem.
His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance.
After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.
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Bookmarked by cythonian
10 Oct 2026
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I did not expect to be sobbing in the midst of this glorious crackfic but it has exceeded my expectations in every way possible. This is the most perfect piece of literature ever created
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Ilya Rozanov Is Definitely Not Allergic to Cats by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Sep 2026
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"Shane," Ilya says slowly. "Are you aware you are holding a cat?"
Shane has the decency to look slightly sheepish, as Ilya steps forward, the kitten peering at him with large green eyes while he reaches out a hesitant hand to lightly brush his finger against the cat's nose.
"Um, so a funny thing happened," Shane begins, and Ilya knows he's about to launch into a lengthy explanation. "We were out for our jog, and this kitten started running with us, so Anya just gently picked it up by the scruff of its neck and started carrying it, and I couldn't just leave it, you know? And when I took it from Anya it just curled up in my jacket like it knew it was safe, and I know this is kind of impulsive and our lives are crazy, but…" he finally stops and takes a deep breath, his gaze locking with Ilya's. "I think I want to keep this cat."
Anya wags her tail and barks, and Ilya looks from Shane's endless dark brown eyes down to the striking green ones that close as the kitten yawns so widely Ilya can see all of its tiny baby teeth. It's too cute. He's a goner. 'Fuck', he thinks, 'I'm totally screwed' and then promptly sneezes.
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07 Oct 2026
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Shane Hollander has been keeping a secret from Ilya.
He's part loon.
This usually isnt a problem, Shane knows how to hide and handle all the instincts. But now that him and Ilya are finally together- Shane's instincts have decided that Ilya is his mate, and hiding is getting a lot harder.
There is one problem.
Ilya hates loons.
So Shane gives himself three days alone at the cottage to get everything under control and figure out how to talk to his boyfriend.
Three days is plenty of time.
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07 Oct 2026
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they haven't connected shit by hermacology
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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A series of Ilya and Shane struggling to get people to take their relationship reveals very seriously at all.
The fics in this series are set in the same universe, so these are the SAME Shane and Ilya. Although they can be read in any order, Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ takes place roughly 5 years before Pour Decisions.
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06 Oct 2026
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Survival Over Perserverance by AngryPlantNerd
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Sep 2026
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Shane Hollander adopts the AngryPlantNerd philosophy of "you are never too far to go home" aka Shane gets sick of everyone's shit and retires from hockey
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- Part 1 of APN's OctAUber series
Bookmarked by cythonian
01 Oct 2026