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    Armand thinks himself great at first impressions. He ought to be, having spent so many years twisting himself into whatever form most pleases.

    But when he met Daniel, he had already shattered into the pieces of himself that are loud, insincere, cruel. The pieces that are not worth loving, some part of his mind whispers, in a voice that could belong to Louis or to Lestat or to any number of others whom he has tried to fit inside of himself and keep, an endeavor which has only ever ended in the same blistering disappointment.

    And now—as he is sitting in the wreckage of another failed attempt at shaping himself into a home, covered in plaster dust from an outburst of rage only a fraction as bright as that which he deserved—now all there is left in front of him is Daniel.

    Armand, Daniel, and the monsters memory makes of us.

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    “What happened to your assessment of him as my rent boy? Hypocritical of you to…indulge in him after casting it as an aspersion.”

    Daniel inhales, instantly prepared to use words, words, words to help Rashid save face and also save his own ass because that’s his fucking forté. “My mistake. Your semi-estranged companion and extremely astute business partner used me as a glorified sex toy last night, and it turns out I hardcore needed to be objectified. I doubt this will come as a shock, but that worked wonders for my aging, ailing ego. I, uh…” He shoots a deferential sidelong glance at Rashid, who’s giving him a guarded look. “Wouldn’t mind if it happened again, but that’s at his discretion.”

    Louis gives Rashid a look that sits somewhere at the crossroads of amusement, bafflement, and contempt. Razor-edged panic flares in Daniel’s stomach; he has no idea why such a specific cocktail of emotion should get to him when it’s aimed straight past him at someone else.

    “Let me have this, Louis,” Rashid says with quiet urgency, his grasp on Daniel’s shoulder tightening. “He’ll be gone soon enough as it is.”

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    DI Lestrade said that Sherlock Holmes was a great man, and one day, if they were very lucky, he'd be a good one. John Watson is many things, but lucky isn't one of them.

    This is the story of how the impossible happens.

    (Now in chapters for easy downloading!)

    The lovely Miamam translated this work into Czech, which is a labor of love if there ever was one. I'm humbled and so very grateful.

    Podfic by the incredible, patient, hard-working, and talented AxeMeAboutAxiomancy. Srsly, people. I can't even with the love. Thank you, you wonderful, wonderful person.

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    “You’ve stuffed an entire body into the fridge this time,” John accused. “What happened to the milk? The leftover risotto? My bloody jam?”

    Sherlock opened his eyes at that. “As a doctor, it should be readily apparent to you that there is only a partial body in our refrigerator. Popular horror stories notwithstanding, it’s rare for an entire corpse to fit into one this size. I had to cut it up into several parts to pack it in, and there is still only seven eighths of it there.”

    John stared at the ceiling. “That’s... not better.”

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    Sherlock still didn’t understand how “I will have sex with you even when I don’t want it because I want you to stay with me” was not seen as the selfless, giving gesture it clearly was, but he couldn’t change that.