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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, dirty phone sex and end up falling in love along the way.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as an alternate for freestyle swim events.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    He left. He just got up and fucking left.

    Ilya sat there, arm extended, burying the crushing, heavy feeling hammering his chest with a mask of indifference.

    He desperately backtracked. Hollander, he had said, but the damage was done.

    He had called Shane- Hollander- by his first name. He heard his own name back. It was thrilling in a way he couldn’t articulate, and he didn’t want to think about why he couldn’t. He didn’t want to think about himself at the store, picking out the right brand of Ginger Ale and placing it carefully in the fridge. He didn’t want to think about the thrill of Hollander in his very own bed. He didn’t even want to think about the meal-prepped tuna melt that conveniently fit Hollander’s bird-food diet. He didn’t want to think about the fact that he knew the parameters of Hollander’s bird-food diet.

     

    Or the immediate aftermath of the Tuna Melt incident from Ilya’s POV, with slight cannon divergence as Ilya copes through Shane Hollander edits on Twitter.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Once upon a time, in the city of angels, Shane Hollander took a brief journey to hell and back.

    Dying and coming back as a vampire at the age of twenty-seven was never part of Shane's longterm plan, but just because he's now staring the desolate perpetuity of immortality in the face doesn't mean that anything about his life has to change. He can still play hockey. He can still win another Cup. He can still keep his secrets. The only difference is that he has to drink a little bit of blood sometimes. No big deal.

    So what happens when Shane's trusted blood delivery service sends a handsome feeder to his doorstep and all of his careful plans suddenly become dust in the wind? What do we do with desire when we're so used to denying ourselves of it?

    OR; Shane is a rich vampire, Ilya is a broke grad student, and they enter into a mutually beneficial arrangement that involves a lot of blood, biting, and gay sex.

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    15 Jun 2026