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revelator by boring_username
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
10 Jun 2026
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"Like moons make swell and wane the nescient seas, so too the sky-strewn gods ordain the tidal fates of mortal days.
And yet - a notion born in lonely hours - come ebb, come flow, come all that is beyond the breadth of our dominion: be a moon unto yourself.
Even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will."
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In which the meticulous, decades-spanning schemes of several deities are completely derailed because two amnesiacs meet on a burning ship and fall in love.
Spoilers for Dark Urge Storyline
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Risk of Burn by Meriandra
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
27 Aug 2018
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Three weeks after the fall of the Calamity, Zelda changes her mind.
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09 Jun 2024
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There was a moment of disquiet when his boot first struck pebble beach, and the slippery stones skidded under him, setting him stumbling. In that moment, he saw that one of the Low-Shore men had rope in his hands, coarse and thick as a man's wrist, unwound from the coil over his shoulder to an armspan and held at the ready like he was approaching a beast to tame.
Though Aelius was under no illusion about his fate, that sight stopped him in his tracks: the realization that they'd come to meet him not as surrendered enemy commander, nor even the willing hostage that he was, but to yoke him as an animal.
Surrendering under a false and temporary truce, Commander Aelius expects to spend his final days facing the brutality of a desperate enemy. Instead, life as a hostage sheds new light on a culture he was taught to disdain, even as his own people's inevitable betrayal nears.
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26 Apr 2026
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It is his turn now, he realizes. His half of the conversation. The time to say ‘I agree.’
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25 Feb 2025
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50,000 Ways It Could Get A Lot More Complicated by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
07 Nov 2025
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He isn't pleased to wake up in his pod again, this time entirely alone. Less so that he finds himself fighting alongside a mouthy Gunnery Chief soon after. But the real kicker?
He's three years early.
Shepard chooses Yellow, and instead of a responsible, noble Time Traveler, the galaxy gets Javik, who still rather hates this Cycle and wishes he was never awoken. Again."So you conveniently read minds? Read mine, then." She challenged.
"I do not need to touch you to know you plan on trying to disarm me if I come within your reach, primitive." He wasn't nearly that gullible. "Do you have any more questions you wish to waste time with?"
"Were you born an asshole, or was it something that happened over time?" She scowled at him.
"Human, ask me something intelligent or I'll shoot you and go face the enemy by myself."
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08 Nov 2025
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sons and daughters of hungry ghosts by shmoovemafia
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
19 Dec 2023
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Against all odds, he wakes up. Against all bets, he frees her.
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Spoilers for the following: Dark Urge & Game Storyline Acts 1-3, Personal Quests for Shadowheart & Astarion
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04 Jul 2025