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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    19 Sep 2024

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    There are two types of people in a small town. The ones who are suffocating, counting down every day until they can leave, and the ones who stay.

    Sirius leaves. Regulus doesn't.

    When Sirius returns six years later, it's to find that nothing is quite as he expected.

    Sometimes you break the cycle, and sometimes, it breaks you.

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    Or, the small town, American, friends to lovers to exes to lovers AU.

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    15 Sep 2024

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    No one, it turns out, really knows one another.

     

    (OR: all it takes is a summer-long holiday in Italy, James Potter's teetering mental stability, a secret relationship, friends with benefits, Marlene’s secret, and enough stupidity and insecurity to go around for everything to come crashing down around them.)

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    06 Jun 2024

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    “I think we should have a royal wedding.” It’s a thing Alex says to Henry over breakfast one Saturday morning shortly after they get engaged.

    And he really hopes he doesn't come to regret it.

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    21 Aug 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    24 Jan 2023