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    “Excuse me?” To Rozanov’s merit, he does not shout the words. Instead, he says them with the calm acceptance of disbelief. “I think I must have heard you wrong. You said that you—”

    “Want you to marry me, yes,” says Shane, impatiently.

    or: In order to gain his fair share of his grandfather’s sizable inheritance, Shane Hollander must be wed. And in this moment of desperation, there is—unfortunately—only one person he can think to turn to.

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    28 May 2026

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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    23 May 2026

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    Cocky executive chef Ilya Rozanov starts working at a struggling fine dining restaurant that's desperate to use his brute culinary instincts to restore its reputation. But things quickly reach their boiling point as the perfectionist pastry chef Shane Hollander takes an immediate dislike to him.

    But to be awarded the Michelin star they both desperately crave, they'll have to put their differences aside and work together. And the closer they work, the quicker things heat up in the kitchen.

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    15 May 2026

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    Given Ilya and Shane's history, they should be able to handle a few weeks apart. So when Ilya was out with an injury and Shane needed to head back on the road, they would cope. Shane would be occupied with adjusting to his new team and Ilya would be occupied with twitter and the trials and tribulations of British Bakers.

    And they would be just so normal about it. Obviously.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    “Oh my god,” Hollander squeaks suddenly.

    Ilya freezes. “…What.”

    Hollander is staring downward. “Are you hard?” His voice is higher, not like the monotone that he's gotten used to.

    Ilya instinctively steps back and glances down. Fuck. Yes. Very. He exhales heavily. This is unfortunate. He’s not mortified—he’s never been ashamed of his sex drive—but this situation could easily become awkward and borderline predatory.

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    Or, Ilya Rozanov is a legend, one of the greats of hockey, and the new head coach of the Boston Raiders, and his life is derailed by Shane Hollander, the 19-year-old genius rookie from Montreal.

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    03 Apr 2026