13 Works by alittlebitmaybe

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    The life Julian always wanted isn't the one he's living, and he's going to have to accept that. He's done plenty well for himself as one of the youngest-ever professors at Oxenfurt Academy. He has friends, even if they've all moved away. A family he loves, even if he doesn't keep in touch. And if the crowds are underwhelmed when he dresses up and calls himself the bard Jaskier, it's only because that life wasn't meant to be his.

    There's no reason for him to doubt this--at least not until his future at the Academy is suddenly up in the air, students start dying in the night, and the Butcher of Blaviken comes to town.

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    As Ciri loses one life and begins the next, she finds comfort in those who love her.

    Or: 5 people who have held Ciri's hand, in 5 drabbles.

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    As they lie in bed, Jaskier snuggled and breathing humid against his chest hair, Geralt remembers the pattern from Novigrad. A sweater with stretchy ribbing around the wrists and bottom hemline, a high collar. Intricate cabling criss-crossing up the front, making the fabric thick and sturdy. The scroll is stuffed into one of his saddlebags where he’d put it after purchase when he’d cursed himself for wasting the coin.

    Jaskier snuffles closer, his grip tightening around Geralt’s waist as he soaks the added warmth through his skin, and Geralt has an idea.

    Or: Geralt doesn't know about the boyfriend sweater curse.

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    “I’m, uh, glad you did, though. Pick up," Faith says.

    “Are you?”

    “I mean, yeah. I am. It’s good to…” Hear your voice. She can’t fucking say that. What kind of braindead asshole says that? Angel would, that’s who. “How ya been, B?” she says instead, like they’re buddies who call just to chat. Jesus.

    Or: After Buffy's resurrection, Faith gives her a call; several years earlier, Faith taps on Buffy's window.

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    “Let me get this straight,” Geralt says.

    Jaskier waves him on.

    “You’re going to tie those—,” he gestures to the slim planks of iron on Jaskier’s kitchen table that have leather cords threaded through holes bored into either end, “—to your shoes, and you’re going to go down to the river and stand on it.”

    Jaskier, unperturbed, says brightly, “Uh-huh!”

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    “Get ready, Witcher,” Jaskier says to the darkness. “Gather your underworldly things. You won’t be coming back any time soon. I can promise you that.”

    And he says, “I’m sorry that you were alone. I’m sorry that I was too late.”

    And he says, when the darkness presses upon him, when it seems the stairs will never end, “I don’t know when I began to love you, but it has been long enough that I don’t know how not to.”

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    He fishes around in his pockets, comes up with a handful of coins filched from his father’s purse. They’ll never be missed. He selects one shiny copper and puts the rest back.

    It’s silly, but the discovery of the little grove feels like more than happenstance. The place vibrates with something Jaskier can’t name, feels clandestine and powerful. Like it could give him what he wants, if he’d let it.

    He balances the coin on his thumbnail, exhales through his nose, and he wishes—

    Or: Jaskier makes a wish in a strange pool in Lettenhove and then, unrelatedly, spends his life both chasing and running from his deepest desires.

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    “Fresh meat,” Yen mutters, perched against one of the folding tables, knees spread. She punctuates it with a snap of her bubble gum.

    Geralt folds his arms across his chest, eyebrow raised. “This is a low-tier Magic tournament, Yen, not a grade school playground.”

    “Doesn’t make him not fresh meat. He’s gonna last five minutes, tops. Someone is gonna OTK that poor bastard.”

    Or: I made a bad addition to a tumblr post and then found myself writing a ficlet about Geralt and Jaskier meeting at a Magic: the Gathering tournament for which Geralt is Very Prepared and in which Jaskier has No Business At All participating. They both end up having a good time, eventually, but it starts off a little rocky.

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    “You’re not asking me to dance,” says Geralt.

    Jaskier turns his palm up on his knee, offering it. “I think you’ll find I am.”

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    “You’re going to have to start taking Ciri to school, I can’t do it any more,” Yen says over the phone. “I mean it, Geralt, if we don’t want to have to go on the lam because I’ve murdered a kindergarten teacher, this is your fucking job now. Jesus Christ. I cannot fucking stand that man.”

    Or: Snippets in which Geralt is a very tired dad and Ciri's kindergarten teacher won't stop smiling.

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    “Well, we’ll have all the time in the world to make it official, right after we check out this—what was it?”

    Geralt side eyes him. “Abandoned cottage. Disappearances. Strange sightings.”

    “Right, yes, after we deal with this mysterious hut deep in the woods. No problem. Days and weeks and years aplenty after that."

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    Geralt's old university roommate, Jaskier, needs a place to ride out the pandemic. Geralt and Yennefer conveniently have a couch and Geralt, inconveniently, has a crush.

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    In which Louis is brand new and accident-prone, Harry is open to new things and surprisingly adept with a newspaper, and the universe is theirs. (a Louis-is-the-Doctor au.)

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