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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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She smells like hibiscus. She is kissed by the death.
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28 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending? -
A Perfect [Fucking] Gift by WritInTheory for Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2025
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Cormac McLaggen gives Hermione Granger to a Death Eater for payment on a debt.
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Five stages of abandonment by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy wakes up after a night in heaven just to find that the angel who descended upon his bed, has left.
And that might just be the worst thing that's ever happened. Ever.