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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Remind Robert never to think with his dick again.

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    The one where they can't stand each other, but fuck inside the mech anyway.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    A remix of Act 2 in which Gale gets more of a character arc resolution.

    “Gods damn it Gale!”
    Astarion leaps over him. The guard, poised to land an entirely excessive final blow to Gale’s skull, topples backwards with a knife in his gut. The second pierces his neck, sending him crashing to the ground. Astarion yanks his blades back, and drops to his knees beside Gale.
    “Oh no no no, you are not dying on me now.”
    Gale attempts to express something, but it comes out as a gurgle of bloody bubbles. The world swings to the side, black and spinning.
    “I swear, if it turns out I did just watch you spend the last of your magic sending your cat back to safety instead of saving your own damn skin-”
    The threat remains unfinished. A healing potion trickles between Gale’s lips.
    “Tressym,” Gale says, when he can finally trust his voice.
    Astarion is still crouched over him, cheeks flushed, sweat running down his brow and someone else’s blood smeared across his cheek. Gale has the sudden urge to kiss him.
    “What?”
    “She’s a tressym. Not a cat.”
    Astarion makes a noise of such furious, pained exasperation that Gale half expects the dagger to end up in his neck next.

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    12 Feb 2024

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    "Sypha stayed with the Speakers. I came back. When she gets here, we'll try to find a way to seal up both of these places so you can leave, if you want to."

    Alucard cleared his throat. "And what makes you think you'll find anything?"

    Trevor waved his arm to encompass the castle. "We found a spell that made it possible for Sypha to drag this fuckoff giant thing halfway across the damn country. There's got to be one that will seal it."

    "You're looking for needle in a haystack," Alucard said. "Or perhaps a single clear drop of water in a bottle of wine."

    "We found it before," Trevor said stubbornly. "Or do you want to be stuck here for the rest of your life?"

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    27 Jan 2024

  4. Rec *

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    When the Redanian government decides to revive the ancient legal tradition of Correctional Marriage, Eskel is forced to take on his strangest Witcher contract yet: he must marry and "rehabilitate" a convicted smuggler who also happens to be a bard, a Viscount, and the longtime companion of Eskel’s best friend, Geralt of Rivia.

    Jaskier expected to waste away in a dark prison cell under the streets of his beloved Oxenfurt. Instead, he is given a simple but impossible choice: agree to marry a strange Witcher, or hang for his crimes. Jaskier soon finds himself handfasted to Eskel, a man he barely knows and cannot afford to trust.

    Bound together by fate, marriage, and a powerful spell known as the Ringbound Curse, Eskel and Jaskier’s destinies were linked long before their first meeting. Now they must learn how to work together, break the deadly curse, and find Geralt of Rivia before it’s too late.

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    17 Oct 2022

  5. Rec 89

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    30 Sep 2022