VirtualApocalypse
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From the Beginning by VirtualApocalypse for DramaticalBooty
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
30 Dec 2015
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Hiccup had every right to be filled with anxiety, it was even expected. But after looking back on fond memories he realizes that he shouldn't be nervous, because this is how it's supposed to be.
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It Started with a Pump by VirtualApocalypse
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
13 Sep 2015
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It was just supposed to be a quick pit stop, that was all. Instead it was filled with humiliation and embarrassment, all thanks to E. Aster Bunnymund.
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Broken by VirtualApocalypse
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
13 Sep 2014
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If you had a broken clock that could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you fix it?
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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09 Jun 2026
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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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06 Jun 2026
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the clean burn by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Sep 2023
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Saturday night. Sushi and saké bombs, tequila shots and Malibu cokes. Wade has Peter half bent over the pool table, hands on his hips, and whispers, "Wanna get out of here?"
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01 Jun 2026
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TRUST FALL by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jan 2026
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At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.
Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"
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or, Peter takes the plunge.
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01 Jun 2026
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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31 May 2026