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    The Rejectisms - a band of part-mechanical immortal space pirates, regarded as failed experiments by the vampire scientist who created them, Dr Carmilla. Now they roam the stars, getting up to various mischief, and playing truly, truly terrible music.
    (this is a series of ocs created by various mechs fans, with the prompt of mechanisms that are somewhat pointless, e.g. appendix. these are disconnected standalone stories that appear in no particular order)

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  1. Rec 4

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    In disguise on a corporate station, Mensah and SecUnit attend a fan convention.

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    15 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Basically Ivory's internal monologue after "the incident" in whitepine 7

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    14 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 1

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    The operating chapel’s raw walls of marbled meat thrum and pulse to the never-ending heartbeat that permeates every inch of the body of Haven. From the glistening red vaulted ceiling, pure, holy blood drips gently into the consecrated lavers. Sacred murals of taut sinews and muscle fibers, entwined together by delicate webbing of blood vessels, twist and shift serenely. Along the walls, rows of tallow candles blaze brightly, beads of melting yellow wax streaking down like fatty tears but never reaching the bone-tiled floor, instead absorbed, consumed back into that great divine body that is everything and everywhere. Rebecca has always felt at her most safe in rooms like these, under the watchful eye of Haven and close enough to her god to touch.

    Everything is perfect, everything is ready, and the volunteering donor is already waiting on the surgeon-priestess’s operating table and god’s altar.

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    14 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    The Hemlocke Report, as it currently stands, exists as a collection of journal entries, wax cylinder recordings, newspaper clippings, photographs, silent film reels, and police reports taken in the city of Emberton, Hale, between 1914 and 1917 in the historic Whitepine estate. The report was compiled in full in 1926, nearly ten years after the final expedition, by the report’s subject, Sir Pyroscythe Hemlocke, after a neurotic break prompted extensive work with a psychotherapist, who encouraged him to formalize the recordings taken during that period. Once compiled, the report remained in storage until 1979, when it was discovered by Sir Hemlocke’s great-niece, R████████ Hemlocke-Caine, while clearing out the estate after his death. All recordings and reports were digitized and put to film, and released as a documentary under █████████ Films in 1981.

    Y'know hit cult classic novel House of Leaves and it's pseudo-academic, generally weird as hell format? Y'know how something in the Whitepine Estate isn't quite right? Y'know how the grand tradition of the katabasis has persisted in the popular imagination for centuries? Yeah. Yeah.

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    11 Apr 2026

  5. Rec *

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    In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...

    AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.

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    27 Mar 2026