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[podfic] Same Old Theme Since 1916 by Pod_Burgers_Blair (Trash_Burgers_Blair)
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
04 Mar 2026
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She looks so small. That’s the only thing Pyro can think about in this moment that doesn’t make him unbearably sad or fill him with blinding rage. It’s that, here, on the white, sterile bed of the servants’ sickroom, Ivory looks very, very small.
(Podfic of Same Old Theme Since 1916 by ResidentHesitant )
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He laid down in the bed next to Bugs, who was already drifting off. Mario quickly switched out his lounging hat for his sleep hat and began to drift off into a hopefully peaceful sleep.
Unfortunately for Mario, he was very wrong.
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Who are the Rejectisms, anyway? by C_U_next_tuesday, MangoGlazeAndLazyDays, myhandisfatemywordislaw, Saxophone36, Trash_Burgers_Blair, VERCRUVA
Fandoms: Original Work
09 Jul 2024
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A set of character profiles designed as a companion piece to the Rejectisms series, to give readers some idea of who these characters are!
Some chapters have more detail than others, and some characters have not been made yet - watch this space!
You can navigate around the chapters if you’re looking for a specific character - their names are in the chapter titles.Series
- Part 1 of The Rejectisms
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Various things the rejectisms felt conflicted about to post to reddit.
Make sure to turn the work skin on! The formatting won't be correct without it
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- Part 4 of The Rejectisms
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- English
- Words:
- 316
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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A collection of drabbles, all centered around Raphaella.
They all take place in the same timeline, but you can read them separately or skip around and still have everything make sense
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The Rejectisms by C_U_next_tuesday, Endy_Merimo, MangoGlazeAndLazyDays, myhandisfatemywordislaw, Saxophone36, Trash_Burgers_Blair, VERCRUVA
Fandom Original Work, The Mechanisms (Band)
25 Nov 2024
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The Rejectisms - a band of part-mechanical immortal space pirates, regarded as failed experiments by the vampire scientist who created them, Dr Carmilla. Now they roam the stars, getting up to various mischief, and playing truly, truly terrible music.
(this is a series of ocs created by various mechs fans, with the prompt of mechanisms that are somewhat pointless, e.g. appendix. these are disconnected standalone stories that appear in no particular order)- Words:
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A Gathering of Fans by lostyesterday for Just_a_Random_Dungeon_Master
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
19 Apr 2026
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In disguise on a corporate station, Mensah and SecUnit attend a fan convention.
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Bookmarked by Trash_Burgers_Blair
15 Apr 2026
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Basically Ivory's internal monologue after "the incident" in whitepine 7
Bookmarked by Trash_Burgers_Blair
14 Apr 2026
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The operating chapel’s raw walls of marbled meat thrum and pulse to the never-ending heartbeat that permeates every inch of the body of Haven. From the glistening red vaulted ceiling, pure, holy blood drips gently into the consecrated lavers. Sacred murals of taut sinews and muscle fibers, entwined together by delicate webbing of blood vessels, twist and shift serenely. Along the walls, rows of tallow candles blaze brightly, beads of melting yellow wax streaking down like fatty tears but never reaching the bone-tiled floor, instead absorbed, consumed back into that great divine body that is everything and everywhere. Rebecca has always felt at her most safe in rooms like these, under the watchful eye of Haven and close enough to her god to touch.
Everything is perfect, everything is ready, and the volunteering donor is already waiting on the surgeon-priestess’s operating table and god’s altar.
Bookmarked by Trash_Burgers_Blair
14 Apr 2026
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The Hemlocke Report by ResidentHesitant for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
26 Mar 2026
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The Hemlocke Report, as it currently stands, exists as a collection of journal entries, wax cylinder recordings, newspaper clippings, photographs, silent film reels, and police reports taken in the city of Emberton, Hale, between 1914 and 1917 in the historic Whitepine estate. The report was compiled in full in 1926, nearly ten years after the final expedition, by the report’s subject, Sir Pyroscythe Hemlocke, after a neurotic break prompted extensive work with a psychotherapist, who encouraged him to formalize the recordings taken during that period. Once compiled, the report remained in storage until 1979, when it was discovered by Sir Hemlocke’s great-niece, R████████ Hemlocke-Caine, while clearing out the estate after his death. All recordings and reports were digitized and put to film, and released as a documentary under █████████ Films in 1981.
Y'know hit cult classic novel House of Leaves and it's pseudo-academic, generally weird as hell format? Y'know how something in the Whitepine Estate isn't quite right? Y'know how the grand tradition of the katabasis has persisted in the popular imagination for centuries? Yeah. Yeah.
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Bookmarked by Trash_Burgers_Blair
11 Apr 2026
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In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...
AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.
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Bookmarked by Trash_Burgers_Blair
27 Mar 2026