ThornedHuntress
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Draco Malfoy makes her ill.
No, quite literally.
He's been the bane of her existence from the moment he was hired as the Holyhead Harpies' head coach, running them ragged and doing his best to ruin her life.
No one could blame her for hating him. If only she did.
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Every living creature is driven by biological urges colloquially known as the Four Fs. Fighting. Feeding. Fucking. And… Flying?
It’s no secret that Hermione Granger has never been a particular fan of Quidditch. But when the Derbyshire Dragons offer her a position as the team’s healer, in return for a blank check for her research, she’s not about to let the attentions of one man derail her, let alone two. No matter how tempting they may be.
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It was an assignment, just like any other. Track down a disgustingly sweaty athlete, badger them into giving her a quote that wouldn’t violate any decency laws, write an article, and move on to the next one.
It was her job.
It shouldn’t be this hard
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“Oh,” Ginny breathed, understanding dawning in her gaze alongside a spark of something else Lavender couldn’t quite name. “Oh you’re new.”
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It was a quiet cottage in the heart of the Forest of Dean. Cozy. Isolated. Unplottable.
The perfect place for Hermione Granger to finally have a few weeks of peace and quiet. Alone, just as she liked it. Really.
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Or, the one where everyone's favorite dragon tamer takes care of the world's most stubborn witch.
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She should have known better than to go looking into things that weren’t any of her business.
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“We shouldn’t.”
Not we can’t.
Not I don’t want to.
We shouldn’t.
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It Takes Three to Tango by katbenimble, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2024
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A series of drabbles celebrating Hermione and our favorite ginger twins, written in honor of Lady Ursa's birthday. And remember, kids, it doesn't count if the dicks don't touch.
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- 2
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Tales of the Morally Grey for Charingfae by b_lovedhunter, katbenimble, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2024
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A series of birthday fics for the truly talented Charingfae! We hope you have a wonderful birthday, and feel every ounce of our love through some deranged, morally grey men.
Love,
the SHCThese fics can be read in any order.
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The Whole Kit and Canoodle by b_lovedhunter, charingfae, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2024
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A series of fics featuring an amalgamation of Siremione in honor of Kitkat who we love, adore, and simp for on this, the most glorious of days: her birthday.
Love, the Scrivenshaft Hate Club
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The Pirates (Authors) Who Don't Do Anything by b_lovedhunter, charingfae, JadedandConfused, katbenimble, MidnightLumos, ThornedHuntress
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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Skulduggery, scallywaggery, and scandal abound on the high seas!
A series of pirate AU drabbles created by the Scrivenshaft Hate Club in celebration of MidnightLumos's birthday.
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is running out of time to restore her parents' memories. Hoping a Master's in Medical Anthropology at Oxford will help her unlock exactly how memories can be recreated, she ends up bumping into the last person she expects to see at a muggle university.
After finally completing his house arrest, Draco Malfoy wants to understand how he was conditioned to believe in Pure Blood ideals. A Master's in Social Anthropology seems the best way to free himself from his past. Until he runs into the very person who haunts him.
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- Part 1 of Creep
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Bookmarked by ThornedHuntress
08 Jul 2025
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Northern Attitude by briarandbone for ParksandFiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2025
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"My relationship needs are… an acquired taste and are not up for negotiation. It can get… messy. It’s dirty business this,” he gestured vaguely in his own direction, “and I don’t think you’ve ever been dirty in your entire life, Miss Parkinson.”
“I’ve been plenty dirty,” she said under her breath as she inched even closer, watching the sundials of his eyes spark with delight.
“Prove it.”
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Bookmarked by ThornedHuntress
23 Jun 2025
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To Build a Bower by eveningstruggle for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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She has a cat, the same ugly orange thing that she’d had at Hogwarts. She lives in a flat in Clapham Common, has a bird-feeder outside her kitchen window, and is engaged in a war of attrition with the squirrels who believe they are entitled to her Songbird’s Favourite Patio Mix. She wears glasses most days, but contact lenses when she has an important meeting. She loves hazelnut and is allergic to kiwi. She finds Ted’s golf stories tedious.
And now he can add to the Granger, Hermione entry that a piece of pale mint green glass, tossed and tumbled through a thousand ocean waves, is enough to make her stop at his desk and speak to him.
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or: Draco stumbles across a surprising way to get Hermione’s attention.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ThornedHuntress
26 May 2025