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    There is one constant at Hogwarts: One new Defence Teacher every term. Everyone knew it. They also learned to keep their expectations low.
    James wasn't sure how the new teacher was able to destroy even the lowest of expectations, but here they were.
    Professor Young (or in full: Professor Flynn Ulrich Clayton Kendrick Young) was an idiot who went undefeated. So how was it possible that he still learned from him?

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    Harry has no idea how he ended up in the past and managed to become the DADA teacher at Hogwarts, but he knows one thing for sure: He won’t be one of Dumbledore's pawns, and he won't be pulled into the bubbling war, if that means he has to play the idiot, so be it. He had enough incompetent teachers to know how to play the role.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

    OR.

    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    “Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.

    “I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.

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    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.

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    I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry!

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Mustang stopped Dumbledore with an extended hand, “You seem awfully concerned Headmaster. Considering, this has nothing to do with you.”

    Dumbledore leveled him with an inscrutable stare, “I’m not sure I understand what you're asking, Professor.”

    Mustang froze for a total of fifty seconds. Then he spoke, “Does this bring you some sort of satisfaction? Relieve compunction?" Mustang pursed his lips, brow contouring a face overburdened by contemplation, "I've found at times that taking the whole world onto your shoulders is the only way to make one’s own burdens feel more bearable. To find a… balance. So, what I'm asking? Is that what this is to you, Headmaster? Balance?"

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Old Ben fights and finds enlightenment out in the sandy expanse. He meets Death as an old friend, knowing it is his time.

    The Skywalkers, of course, disagree.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is punted back to his first Illum trip with all of the experience and wisdom of his old life after he has come to terms with everything and is basically an actual old wise-man. He blames (correctly) the Skywalkers and their ridiculousness for this, but realized he can change events and help lots of people.

    He is Ben Skywalker, and he has people to protect... but he's also eleven, and that's a tough age.

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    25 Jan 2026