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    Short WangXian PWPs for the #summerofcum2023. Each work is stand-alone and the settings and circumstances vary. Specific prompts for each day listed in the notes.

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    It’s fine! They’re just gonna sleep! And Wei Wuxian is no longer suffering from the lingering effects of a haunting, so there will be no reason for Lan Zhan to medically spoon him, so therefore there will be no boner contact involved, and nothing will be awkward. Just two bros half a meter apart in a bed because they’re definitely gay but not actually involved!

    Wei Wuxian’s leg very nearly bounces itself into a nervous blur before the bathroom door opens again, and he forcibly stills it and stands up, waving at the bed in the most welcoming way he can. “Wall side’s all yours!” he says, for absolutely no fucking reason, and resists the very valid urge to slap himself in the face.

    “Thank you,” Lan Zhan says with a sincere little nod, possibly because he’s used to Wei Ying being an absolutely useless fuckface.

    Or: A sudden storm, a convenient cabin, a single bed, and the inevitable outcome.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Three Days, Two Nights
    by ScarlettStorm
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/46857097

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    ”This spell embodies our clan’s ancestral values of consensus and balance,” Lan Zhan’s brother says. “Right now, both of you are in Mr Wei’s body. In three days, both of you will be in Ah Zhan’s. And so on, back and forth, ad nauseum. The only way to lift the spell is for both of you to embody everything it represents, completely and wholeheartedly, of your own volition.”

    Or: After a heated argument, Lan Zhan unwillingly finds himself sharing a body with his greatest rival, Wei Ying.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    KARMA CODE | 因果
    by auberjing
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/84771026

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    Lan Zhan has his daily rituals, before the medium shows up.

    Lan Zhan leads a quiet, solitary life on the coast when a vengeful spirit disturbs his routine. The arrival of a charming medium into his daily routine quickly turns his relatively peaceful existence upside down.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    come to the harbor of your longing
    by occultings (microcomets)
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/39360225

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    Ever since their encounter in the spring, it feels as if Wei Ying is around him even more often than before, tormenting him with a constant barrage of inappropriate outbursts ("Lan Zhan! Look at that mountain ridge, it's shaped like boobs!"), preposterous ideas ("Hey, Lan Zhan, what if we just turn it into a monster first? That would be way better practice, even Huaisang could take this thing…"), and impertinent questions that should by all rights be in violation of any rules anywhere (“Lan Zhan, do you think you’ll always want to live in the Cloud Recesses? What if the girl you want to marry doesn’t like all the rules?”) as though Lan Wangji has in any way invited his scrutiny.

    Everything about this trip is terrible.

    On the worst field trip known to the cultivation world (and Lan Wangji specifically), a bit of extracurricular study takes an unexpected turn.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Friends with Great Benefits
    by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/46396504

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    In a moment of weakness, Lan Zhan offers Wei Ying a platonic blowjob. It becomes a thing.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Trade
    by FrameofMind
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/64903444