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In which Lando Norris slips on a champagne-soaked podium, crashes mouth-first into his rival/teammate Oscar Piastri in front of the whole world, and McLaren’s PR team decides the only way to fix it is for them to fake date.
It’s supposed to be damage control. It becomes something else entirely.
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06 Oct 2026
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It starts out as a few rounds of FIFA.
Then, it progresses to a scalp massage.
Then, his index finger hits a knot.
It’s almost rude to have strands of tattered hair amongst that regular sleekness. He’s about to warn the other about it, but if he talks he feels it may come out wrangled - full of tension, or worse, awkwardness.
So.
He just pulls.
And Oscar moans.
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- Part 5 of Formula One Fics
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“I know all that,” Lando says, arrogantly. Then, more quietly: “I thought I should tell you. In case you'll think differently of me.”
Oscar stares at him, those pretty blue eyes piercing right through his facade of calmness. It's hard for him to act around Lando, he's found. He always gets the feeling that Lando could see his dirtiest secrets with a single glance. It's illogical, but he likes the feeling it gives him, during their conversation. Like sparks igniting in his chest.
In the end, he settles for something simple.“The past is the past,” he says. “You're you. That's it.”
“And what do you think I am?”
“A massive fucking annoyance,” he answers, and Lando smirks at him.
or: oscar starts his second major job as a criminal operator and runs into a familiar face.
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- Part 1 of paint it black
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19 Sep 2026
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Oscar doesn't know what to feel about the guy. He's a mystery, an enigma, an idiosyncrasy to be studied. He knows next to nothing about the neighbour of his, apart from the fact that he, like Oscar, lives on the fourth floor.
Here's what Oscar does know about the guy:
He spends his mornings fighting to tame his curls, filling Oscar with the irrational, overwhelming urge to tear those rough hands away and run his own fingers through the hair to see if it's as soft as it looks.
He works out on the balcony, shirtless, like an asshole.
He chugs vodka straight from a bottle, likely with a one-way wish ticket to liver disease.
He's the most inconsiderate neighbour in the whole building, blasting twangy country music from his speakers at three in the morning. Or maybe he's been living in a cave for most of his life and has never seen or heard of headphones. Who is Oscar to judge? Maybe he should get him a pair as a belated housewarming gift.
Lastly, his walls are fluorescent yellow. Which. Is a choice. Oscar is forever going to associate that colour with the man now.- Language:
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23 Aug 2026
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And The World Came Crashing Down (its pulling us in) by nxlx_96 for slideleftt
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
26 Dec 2025
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Everyone in this floating base expects them to be friends; because it's well known that humans pack-bond with anything. Humans get attached to everything they interact with, even if it's non-living, inanimate things like small robots or a funky lamp. Humans are some of the friendliest creatures that have no issues with most of the other life forms in the galaxy, so in everyone's minds, the fact that Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris, the two only Earth Humans in the whole Celestial Haven, aren't friends is a concept as unimaginable as an Itharii — a water species — living on a desert planet.
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Astrophysicist!Oscar and Pilot!Lando get stuck with the horrors of what is out there in the big beautiful universe- Language:
- English
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28 Jul 2026