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    Harry Potter and portkeying your problems away by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 Feb 2024

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    Harry experiences Portkey travel for the first time and decides 'hey it would be neat to know how to do that'.

    The Triwizard Tournament and the Dark Lord had no idea what hit them.

    Hint: It was a Portkey.

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    Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics)  

    12 May 2023

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    Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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    Harry Potter and the Sun Source Chapter 1 by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Destroyer Series - Warren Murphy & Richard Sapir  

    04 May 2012

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    - A very AU story that crosses the Harry Potter universe with that of Warren Murphy and Richard Sapir's Destroyer universe. In desperation Dumbledore hired the world's greatest Assassin to deal with Voldemort, only to have to cancel the contract when 15 month old Harry 'vanquished' Tom Riddle. Master Chiun of Sinanju witnesses Dumbledore abandoning young Harry on the Dursley's door step on that cold November night, and after the Wizard leaves he investigates this child who stole the rice from the mouths of the children of Sinanju. When Harry wakes in Chiun's arms the Master of Sinanju is surprised to see the child has 'eyes of jade fire'.

    - Sinanju has its own prophecies after all.

    The next time anyone from the Wizarding world looks for Harry Potter is when his Hogwarts letter goes out, but Harry Potter is no longer in Britain.

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    A Hunter at Hogwarts by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural (TV 2005)  

    31 May 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF  

    24 Mar 2019

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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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