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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    A tired, underpaid elementary school teacher, Peter Parker, moves into a house within his very shitty budget. It’s rumored the past six previous owners had died or been brutally murdered in said house. Desperate for a place to live, he settles on it. Of course, he undergoes countless paranormal events which leads to several calls to the police department. He’d become labeled “the Crazy in the Mad House.” Tired of answering his calls, the police department of the small town stopped dispatching officers to his location claiming it’s a waste of resources. That is, until a rookie officer takes the call as his opportunity to get his first job done ever. Little does he know, he’s in for one hell of a reckoning.

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    16 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Are you getting that book so it can be displayed behind your Lego Death Star set?"

    "Uh, yeah actually it is how did you…know…that?" Ned asks, his initial excitement dying with every word.

    Him and MJ subtly back away from her as the alarm takes root. She feels her stomach sink.

    And she doesn't know what possesses her, the gnawing need, the ache of knowing them but they don't know her but whatever it is it's stupid as she says, "Oh, you knew me before my transition."

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    16 Aug 2026

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    5 times people accused Peter of being pregnant and the one time he thought he might be.
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    “Are you claiming infertility? It is a pretty poor lie considering the Bugle says they have three women claiming to carry your unborn children!”

    Peter snaps his head around staring at the reporter.

    “What? That is impossible!” Three women?! He had only slept with three women! And one of them was dead. What kind of crazy women were claiming this?!

    “How do you explain…”

    Peter cuts them off. “I can't get anyone pregnant you dipshits I have a pussy.”

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    16 Aug 2026

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    After the world forgot him, Peter kept fighting. He was Spider-Man after all. But as the villains get worse and the heroes dwindle, Peter finally grows tired. Hasn't he done his time? He's never once shirked the responsibility forced upon him. Never once has he put himself first.

    Eventually, the straw breaks the camel's back. Peter finally hangs up the cape.

    Unfortunately the universe seems to disagree. When Peter wakes up in Gotham he knows he should probably find a way home. But what's the point? Normal people don't find their way home across the multiverse, and Peter is normal now. He refuses to be anything else.

    So why do unfamiliar heroes keep ending up on his doorstep? And can he really turn them away?

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    In which Peter Parker just wants to retire but instead he becomes a mentor for young dcu heroes and his home becomes a vigilante halfway house

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Peter acts like a spider.

    The bats have opinions on it.

     

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    10 Aug 2026