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    Bond rolls forward, although his usual liquidly graceful movements are stiff from his injuries. Q doesn’t startle, too used to Bond’s antics over months of travelling together, although his breath does hitch when Bond sweeps his fingers under Q's glasses, brushing lightly against the dark bruises Q knows are still there.

    "Think of this as a vacation,” Bond says. “You haven't stopped at all since we left London."

    "A vacation," Q says incredulously. "With the scorching sun and questionable water and unreliable food supplies and a heightened chance of tropical water-borne diseases, and all my equipment sunk in the ocean."

    “With the briny air and an abundance of wild and sea life and limitless possibilities," Bond counters, "without alerts or surveillance or the need to stare at a glowing screen for hours on end.”

     

    (Post-Spectre mission fic, where the mission is to survive being stranded on a desert island, and shutting down Spectre's operations is a critical but secondary objective reserved for after they get off the island.

    But when did MI6's missions ever run according to plan?)

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    19 May 2026

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    Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed

    Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...

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    16 May 2026

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    “You can’t participate in the Olympics, Dick.”

    Dick blinked. “Oh…” He tried to sound casual. “Uh, yeah, no, that wasn’t even– It was a joke.” He shrugged. “The Olympics are lame.”

    Bruce watched him for a long moment. “You know why, right?”

    Dick forced himself to meet his eyes. “Robin, for obvious reasons.”

    ***

    or, Dick goes to the Olympics as an act of teenage rebellion.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    That was it.

    The absolute, final, last damn time.

    Dick was going to kill Jason Todd. Slowly. Painfully. With his bare hands if necessary.

    As soon as he could catch him.

    What starts as a furious rooftop chase through Blüdhaven turns catastrophic when three Justice League members decide to "help" Nightwing apprehend the "dangerous criminal" Red Hood.

    One blast of golden energy.
    One sickening crunch.
    Jason hits the wall and doesn't get up.
    And Dick Grayson—the smiling, charming, well-adjusted one—stops smiling.
    (Featuring: pudding-related property damage, Jason's concussed Disney princess revelations, three Justice League members who made a terrible mistake, and the rage Dick Grayson has spent years learning to hide.)

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    13 Apr 2026

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    When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn’t expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn’t even be an easy job, of course, because Edward’s assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

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    26 Jul 2024