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“Why? Thought you were an expert wrestler?” Jim can’t help but tease a little.
“Oh ho ho ho, you questioning my wrestling? These guns don’t lie.” Archie rolls up her sleeve and kisses her impressive bicep.
Jim bites their lip, holding back a laugh. “You think you can take me?”
“Oh, I know I can take you.”
Jim doesn’t normally find overconfidence attractive, but Archie’s brand of swagger is so fucking joyful. “Alright, tough guy,” they say. “Let’s see it.”
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A Jim/Archie AU set in the near future. Life is pretty miserable for Jim and the rest of Blackbeard's band of traveling performers. But Archie shows up, and...for some reason Jim wants her to stick around.
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The Inked Lady and the Lighthouse Keeper by PilotPirate, Roberta Seaport (Deepdarkwaters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2026
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Ed Teach is tired. Tired of drag racing. Tired of hanging out at Jackie'z Dance Hall with her motorcycle gang, the Inked Ladies. Tired of playing a role, pretending to be someone she isn't.
Until she meets Stede Bonnet, the new lighthouse keeper...
This is a 1950's lesbian Gentlebeard motorcycle gang/lighthouse AU collaboration for the OFMD Reverse Bang 2026 by Roberta Seaport (art) and PilotPirate (words).
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Widowhood allowed Evelyn to blossom in more ways than one.
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“How…much of a kiss are we looking for?” asked Stede.
“Dunno,” said Ed. “Doesn’t have to be long. But you do have to kiss me back. For. You know. Culpability.”
“Right. Obviously.” And then he’d raised his eyebrows at Ed and said, “Oh, don’t worry. I’ll kiss you back.”
A modern AU where Ed is directing and acting in a film where the bulk of the scenes are improvised. Today he has to kiss his best friend, Stede. It's going to go great!
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Ed’s seen plenty of folks run a marathon.
He’s also seen plenty of folks walk a marathon.
But he’s never seen anyone race walk a marathon. Until now.
Ed notices the cadence before anything else. It’s all hips. Hips swiveling and dipping like those of a supermodel, if that model were crossing a football field at the same pace the others made it down the catwalk. Arms pumping double time but no bounce in the shoulders—eerily smooth from the chest up. And while on the topic of chest…this might be the broadest chest Ed’s ever seen on an endurance athlete. A luminous pink shirt hugs his biceps, the swell of his tits, the small peaks of his—Jesus. With the rain and the chill, someone’s gonna get an eye poked out.
Ed hopes it’s him.
He doesn’t need both of his eyes.
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This blond guy race walking a marathon is the sexiest person Ed Teach has ever seen. And Ed's...fascinated.
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The parakeet Stede bought for Louis starts mimicking the moans Stede makes after he lets off steam from hanging around his good friend Ed. Ed’s on his way over. Stede freaks out.
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11 Oct 2026
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It’s only been a few weeks since Stede got home from their first date and resorted to the sort of internet searches that really should be reserved for people a third of his age.
The recommendations are predictable. Meditation. Breathing exercises. Distracting, unsexy thoughts. He tries a mushroom-based supplement he comes across on TikTok that leaves his mouth feeling like he’s eaten chalk dust. He tries jerking off more. He tries jerking off less. He tries jerking off but not quite finishing, pulling back when he’s right at the brink, like he can build up a tolerance by riding the edge. Mostly, he curses the fact his body has decided that now is the time to stop doing the one thing it’s done so reliably for a lifetime: putting up significant resistance to the act of getting off.
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14 Sep 2026
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Every pirate ship worth a damn has a flag. Of course, The Revenge is no ordinary ship.
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17 Jun 2026
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Ed asks Stede out for a ride.
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15 Jun 2026
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Edward Teach is sick of being Blackbeard, the "bad boy of performance art." He decides to take a painting class with famous(ly bland) landscape painter Stede Bonnet.
If you guessed that they're going to fall in love, you're right.
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