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i didn’t know i was lonely ‘til i saw your face by stereopticons
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Jan 2025
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Fresh off of a break up, David meets Patrick at a bar and over a festive cocktail, they agree to be each other's platonic dates for all holidays going forward to lessen pressure from family and the stress of having to spend the holidays alone. Nothing can possibly go wrong. It's not like David is going to develop feelings.
Right?
Or, a Holidate (2020) AU.
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22 Jun 2026
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David and Patrick Rose-Brewer are brand new husbands (they aren’t) who co-own Rose Apothecary (they don’t), and all their business paperwork is completely on the up and up (it's not), because Patrick is excellent at dealing with difficult conversations (he isn't) before things turn into giant messes (which they always do). Also, for some reason there are hamsters.
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15 Jun 2026
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Alexis Rose is an asset and informant for the FBI. Her case manager, Agent Patrick Brewer, knows where she is all the time. Wrangling Alexis proves to be the easiest part of his job after her brother David Rose comes into the fold and turns his life- and his stomach- upside down. Going undercover as David's boyfriend blurs the lines between his job, his feelings, and what life looks like when the job is over.
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30 May 2026
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Not How He Wanted It to Happen by elle_elleg for Characterassassination
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
23 Oct 2025
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Patrick is injured during his baseball game bringing his parents to Schitt’s Creek where they learn some interesting information about their son and his business partner while Patrick is high on pain medication. Or another version of “Loose-lipped High! Patrick”
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29 May 2026
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When the Secret Organization of Investigative Espionage fell, the last thing it did was hide its top Operative unit, codename Family, in a little town in the middle of nowhere. Four years in the town of Schitt’s Creek, and no violent memories of their past have caught up to them, and their cover hasn’t been blown once.
Or, the au where everything is the same, but the Roses are secretly the best spies in the world.
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25 May 2026