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    After days of being left on read, The Dark Urge pays a visit to the Iron Throne to see what was so important that Gortash left him unattended.

    “Have you changed your mind and decided to end our plan prematurely?”

    Durge looked up at him, intrigued. “Why do you ask?”

    “You're being awfully nice to me today.” Gortash shrugged with a crooked smile. “Too nice. Like I'm a dog that's getting its last treat before it gets put down.”

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    20 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    From across the room, he could feel her gaze follow the motion of his head. Vera's purple eyes lingered on the line of his throat, tracing the shifting muscles beneath his skin. From any other beautiful woman, the attention might have been flattering. As it was, Gortash was merely made conscious of the locations of his various arteries.

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    Set in an alternate timeline where Astarion has a run-in with the dark urge years before the events of BG3, while she and Gortash are still planning the big heist of the crown from Mefistopheles' vaults.

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    19 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Perhaps you are meant to be a Bhaalist.” Dreormor suggested wistfully. “Why else would Father send me after you and not wish you dead?” A curious notion, and Enver grasped at it eagerly.

    A little smirk pulled at his lips and he swayed forward towards the man with a tilt of his chin, a newfound confidence masked over his features. “Or perhaps that is what you wish of me?” Enver teased, reaching out to hook a finger into the man’s pocket with a little tug.

    “I won’t lie.” The Bhaalspawn considered him intently as he noted the elongation of his neck and how easy it would fit into his clutched hand. “Having your wits for myself would be most convenient.” His hand lifted of its own accord, and in blind effort to correct it he found his fingers tracing along the outline of Enver’s jaw.

    “Then have them.” Enver breathed out, softly pulling the hand away to grip into his own.

    Over a decade before the Absolute Crisis, Enver is but an upstart illegal arms dealer, having just begun his Banite following. He comes into possession of a mysterious ring that he suspects belongs to the infamous cult of Bhaal. All the while, someone is stalking him in broad daylight.

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    16 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Very self indulgent shortish fic where Gortash has to deal with the fact that his favourite bhaalspawn may have developed some unwelcome emotions after coming back from the whole tadpole and amnesia incident

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    30 Jul 2026

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    Oh, but she could hate Gale Dekarios above everything.
    Even if the world started to burn and everything she loved fell to ash, she thinks she could hate him most of all.
    Even then.

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    Audie grew up hating Gale Dekarios with every fiber of her being. But standing before him now after twenty years, abandoned by Mystra and at the mercy of a mysterious power inside of his chest, she really doesn't feel like he's the same person at all.

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    28 Jul 2026