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    "That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."

    Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."

    "I do know that."

    "You don't."

    "Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."

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    Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “What if we tested it?”

    Eddie blinks. “What if we what?”

    “Tested the theory,” Buck emphasizes, as if it’s obvious. “Like, empirically. To see if sucking dick is actually that enjoyable or if the porn is just lying to us.”

    “Buck.”

    “What?”

    Closing his eyes, Eddie takes a deep breath through his nose. “You’re suggesting we— we suck a dick.”

    “I’m suggesting we prove a point.”

    “Whose dick, Buck?” Eddie asks, nearly manic now. “Whose dick are we sucking?”

    “Well,” Buck says, slowly, like he’s working up to it. “You have a dick.”

    “I-I do. Have a dick.”

    “And I— I have a dick.”

    “You do—” Nodding, Eddie’s eyes fall to where said dick would be before snapping back up to Buck’s face. “Uh, h-have a dick.”

    “So.” Buck drags out the vowel, buying time, “between us, we have two dicks, and two mouths. The math kind of works itself out.”

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    After accidentally watching gay porn together, Buck and Eddie suck each other's dicks to prove a point.

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    Bottom Eddie Week, Day One: Fixation.
    AKA the platonic blowjobs fic.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Hayden thinks Shane is asexual. Shane can't tell him why he knows he isn't.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    "Well, then we're going to have to add her to the Raiders' WAGs group," Connor pointed out, tapping his phone against the palm of his hand. "Anyway, what's her name?"

    Ilya swallowed hard. He wanted so badly to tell the truth.

    "Jane," he replied, the lie sliding easily but leaving a bitter taste on his lips.

    "Jane. Classic name. Cool," Cliff approved with a nod. "So, is she hot? I know you're all paranoid about privacy and won't show a picture, but, fuck, tell us at least something about the girl!"

    The "girl" was gorgeous. The most beautiful person Ilya had ever seen in his entire life. The owner of the best laugh, the warmest and firmest hug, the hands that gave the best head scratches. The man with the most addictive kisses, a breathtakingly sculpted body, expressive brown eyes, and, above all, the most wonderful freckles in the world.

    "She has freckles," Ilya murmured, unable to prevent a goofy, lovestruck smile from breaking through his unbothered macho facade.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    “I’m sorry,” Shane whispers against Ilya’s hair. “I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t—”

    Shane cuts himself off with a faint stutter in his breath that Ilya feels in his own chest.

    “Please,” Ilya begs, but he isn’t sure what he is even asking for.

    He wants Shane to leave. He wants Shane to stay. He wants Shane to hold him and never let go.

    Ilya feels Shane’s fingers fist in his curls, holding tight as if Ilya could ever bring himself to pull away.

    Shane doesn’t know that Ilya could never, that he cannot fathom turning his back to take even one step away from him.

    All he can do is push Shane away, make him walk first, and pick up the pieces left behind.

     

    Or an alternative to that fight from the long game, but instead of Shane leaving as Ilya asks, they actually talk it out

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    23 Jul 2026