Metaphorical_Tables
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The adventures of Geno, Reaper, and an amnesiac Error.
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Bijuu chakra is corrosive. Not just to the body, but also the soul. So corrosive, in fact, that it can wear down the barriers between this life and the last. Usually, this doesn't do much.
Usually, souls aren't reborn wanting to remember.
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Team Seven starts as four people and ends up as nine in four bodies. It's... complicated.
NOTE: On hiatus due to fandom switching. -
Life is Alright and Then You Die (and That's Where the Fun Begins) by Metaphorical_Tables
Fandoms: Naruto
26 Sep 2019
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The Shinigami decides he doesn't like the ending. So, like any self-respecting member of a fandom, he decides to change it.
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At least she knew there was an afterlife, seeing as she had some self-awareness, and wasn’t just scattered energy in the vast universe. She wondered idly what her destination was.She never got to see for herself, though, because all of a sudden something grabbed her.
There was a feeling that she imagined was much like being pulled through a rather large vat of jello, and suddenly she was face-to-face with — the Shinigami from Naruto?“Oh, good,” he said, “You’re from one of those universes. That makes explanations much easier.”
NOTE: On hiatus due to fandom switching.
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- Part 1 of Snakes and Shinigami
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Listen, Tsuna already has two mists, so it's not impossible for him to have a double set.
It would be great if Reborn would stop trying to set him up with people though. -
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A place where I put extra stuff related to the main work of the series; Life is Alright and Then you Die (and That's Where the Fun Begins)
Mostly it's previous versions of the fic, or little side stories I ended up not including in the main one. (I edited/straight-out removed a lot of plot points.)
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- Part 2 of Snakes and Shinigami
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Well, That’s Impressively Broken by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2024
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While kidnapped and bound… Shen Qingqiu desperately calls on the dormant System… and somehow triggers the inventory? Which allows him to place anything touching him into it… including the Immortal Binding Cable binding him.
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- Part 6 of Immortal-Binding Cable Tied With A Bow
- Part 27 of Ace's Danmei Works
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04 Sep 2026
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The Fire Lapping Up the Creek by notevenyou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2020
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Wei Wuxian travels to Lanling for his nephew’s one-month celebration alone, without Wen Ning.
Lan Wangji lives with the consequences.
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16 Jun 2026
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a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2019
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When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.
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16 Jun 2026
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Off-course (this is how the cycle is broken) by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Nov 2025
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In which Shen Qingqiu pulls a heist to free Luo Binghe from Lao Gongzhu's clutches, where he's trapped under Huan Hua Palace.
Fully believing Luo Binghe will still want to murder him afterwards and plagued with terrifying nightmares, Shen Qingqiu is still willing to give his all to save his disciple.
Luo Binghe enjoys his new role as Shizun's damsel in distress, and finds this all terribly romantic. Shen Qingqiu will catch up... eventually.
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- 4/4
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14 Jun 2026
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Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2022
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Shang Qinghua, also known as Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, stared flatly at what had once been a field boasting near sect-level Feng Shui alignment, and the drowned, bloated remains of the Sun and Moon Dew Flower cuttings that had sprouted within it. Their plan was now quite literally a wash.
If only he could consult Cucumber Bro on how to save Cucumber Bro! But in the absence of Cucumber Bro, he could but rely on the one plot coupon the infamous Peerless Cucumber had ever applauded.
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30 May 2026