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  2. The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types (67)
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    Do you love Rogue One but absolutely loathe some of Tony Gilroy's ANDOR writing choices for women, the single (1) queer couple in live-action Star Wars, and characters of color?

    Like Klexa-ing Cinta?

    Or yeeting Jezzi Andor from the story?

    Or Wil getting radicalized not by shared trauma or common cause with Saw but the two of them getting fucked up on rhydo together?

    Or Maarva being a white savior?

    Or Bix's entire story arc starting from 2.7 to THAT finale?

    Or Tony Gilroy's self-insert white savior who overshadowed Cassian in his own show to the point Cassian didn't even appear in episode 2.10?

    You're not alone!

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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.

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    In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.

    (Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)

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    28 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    No credit cards

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Tu madre se llamaba Sarah, y tú te ponías periódico en los zapatos."

    Hay dudas si lo que tienen es una relación, si dará frutos. ¿Son más que amigos y menos que una pareja? ¿Pueden escapar de la homofobia? Y sobre el sexo... los 30s no tienen respuestas.

     

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Spanish-to translate?

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    It's 1995 and Daniel Molloy, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist, twice-divorced father of two is approached by Armand Sarno who wants to apply for the Au Pair position he hasn't yet advertised.

    Or, Lestat got bored of being virtuous in 1994 and ransacked The Talamasca Archives where he stumbled across more than he expected.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Dad, baba, and mom take the kids to Disney

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    It’s an absolute monstrosity, a glowing gold-and-orange identity crisis of a compound, more theme park than resort - and in fact there is an actual ferris wheel shamelessly turning in the middle of the chaos.

    “You are speechless,” Armand says, flat and resigned.

    Daniel can’t imagine what other reaction Armand had anticipated, but Armand is nothing if not someone who anticipates, so he must be missing something here.

    “I guess I didn’t expect laying low to look quite like this."

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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A sarcastic “yes, sir” stops at the tip of Daniel’s tongue when it hits him. The immediate onslaught of Armand’s centuries of practice, the way Armand’s nails dig into his thighs now deep enough to cut…

    He can’t read your mind.

    Daniel may not have been able to drum up the sympathy Armand wanted for his lack of “capacity” to play maker up to now, but this is different. The idea of having a window into the mind of every one you’ve ever fucked for hundreds of years, and then poof it’s gone? This poor immortal idiot. This hopeless vampire sex god in actual dire need of validation that yes, the preternatural head he’s giving is working. There but for the grace of God goes Daniel.

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    A few months after Daniel's turning, certain problems he thought he was over end up rearing their ugly heads. Armand decides a vacation is best. Daniel's in the mood for some good, old-fashioned wallowing in misery.

    Or: Armand finds a new interest, and Daniel finds out more about his past. Chaos ensues.

    (Featuring art by @makiferraro / @loveisalie-lie on tumblr!)

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    18 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Daniel Molloy was going to be stuck with the vampire Armand forever. They'd orbit each other like two stars, always on the verge of crashing into each other.

    But there was something much worse than that, that kept Daniel staring at the stupid, intricate ceiling.

    Daniel Molloy was going to be stuck with Daniel Molloy forever.