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    The woman behind the bar squinted at him as she dried the inside of a cup, then her eyes widened in realisation. “Are you…you can’t be who I think you are!” 

    Wei Ying winced and waited for the accusations to roll off her tongue…‘You’re the Yiling Patriarch who eats babies’ or ‘You’re the Yiling Patriarch who makes crops wither and die just by looking at them’ or…

    “You’re that Yiling Patriarch that was jilted by the high and mighty Hanguang Jun!”

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    “I bet the monster will come alone again this year,” he says, his voice scratchy like the sound of a blender in the early hours of the morning.

    Aaron stiffens beside his brother, shoulders creeping up to his ears before he opens his eyes. He turns to Seth with a sneer. In seconds, Aaron had gone from asleep to fully awake, an anger simmering under the surface of his skin, water boiling over.

    “I’ll take that bet,” Aaron says, face a blank slate, anger cooling behind his eyes. If this were still college, Aaron would’ve let anger take over, let fists fly. With age, Aaron had learned that there are crueler things than violence.

    “Five hundred bucks,” Seth replies, eyes sparkling in amusement. He’s got the face of someone who thinks they’ve won.

    “A thousand,” Aaron counters. Andrew’s eyebrow twitches up imperceptibly, a feeling like a laugh bubbling up his throat.

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    In which Neil and Andrew are secretly married.

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    The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.

    The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.

    The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.

    The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.

    Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.

    They come to regret it.

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    “So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.

    “Other suitors?”

    Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”

    “What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.

    “That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”

    Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.

    OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off

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    He feels eyes on him like a soft caress on the back of his neck, a gentle kiss behind his ear. He tries to find the honey gold of his eyes in the crowd, but they're always gone before he can find them.

    Andrew is there almost every night, in whispers and glimpses. Neil finds himself fighting for even a blink of him in the crowd.

    After 7 nights of being watched, Andrew pops up at the bar.

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    In which Neil is a bartender and Andrew is the crime lord that owns the bar.

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