ItCanBePalped
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hyposmia
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Let's Hear it for the Boy by ItCanBePalped for fayfayfay
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
04 Apr 2026
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"Found an alpha to lay with, then?"
"No," Dunk demures, "not as such." He's thick, yes, but he's lived nineteen or twenty years and he's not entirely dumb. He knows what it means when an alpha lays with an omega—or any other conceivable combination, alphas, betas, omegas, men, women, and others still. Laying with someone does not always mean one is laying down. One might stand for it, too. Or, "We were sitting at the time."
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Dunk is determined to enter the lists, though it's hard to focus when his worries lay elsewhere. Lucky for him he knows of three omegas that are better versed in the ways of the world and might provide him with some much needed guidance.
Lyonel has worries of his own.
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Duncan graces Lyonel with only two months of his time then has the absolute gall to leave for Summerhall. Desperate for more of his time, Lyonel decides to travel with him. It's a foolproof plan.
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His mind drifts to the morning's violence, to the end of it and Ser Duncan's wails. He'd been near unrecognizable except for the ice chip of his one open eye, bruised and battered like the rest of them. The milk of poppy distances him from his emotions, even with as little as he had consumed, so his thoughts slip like silk over the complex landscape of the tragedy to settle on something more pleasant.
Ser Duncan himself.
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Nesting behavior is a normal part of being an omega. Or it is, when the behavior attributed to nesting is normal to begin with.
Steve is struggling a bit in that regard.
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Twitter threads I liked a lot or that I think did well, spell-checked and reformatted for Ao3.
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2025 Tumblr Asks Kiss Roulette by ItCanBePalped
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Sep 2025
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The Bunny and The Wolf by ItCanBePalped, LexiRoseWrites
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Feb 2024
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How an unloved Bunny comes to be corrupted and adored by a big bad Wolf. Somewhere along the way, they find a Dove.
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“Eddie, I am definitely not going to date anyone else now,” Buck said, straightening up and frowning.
Eddie could feel himself flush, hating once again that his cheeks always showed his feelings. “I mean, you can,” he stuttered. “This doesn’t change anything—”
“Why do you always say that?” Buck snapped, pulling back. Another tear crested his waterline on the other side and he sniffled and swiped at it furiously with one hand. “That—that nothing will change. I tell you something life-changing and you assure me nothing will change,” Buck said, looking devastated. “I want things to change, Eddie. I want you to want things to change. I want you to want things, period.”
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OR: one year, two funerals, one LAFD gala, and approximately a dozen times Eddie had to sigh and say “Yes, it’s Buck’s.”
(plus some bonus scenes in chapters two and beyond)
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- Part 1 of shapeshifter
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philly is for lovers by backtotheoldhouse (knightedheart)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2026
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“Robin thinks I’m going to break your heart,” Jonathan says.
Steve doesn’t seem surprised. “Well,” he drawls. This close, Jonathan can smell the beer on his breath. It might have ticked him off a couple years ago. “Are you?”Three months in to their monthly Philadelphia meetup. Two illuminating conversations.
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Nine years ago, Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson were the best of friends with the promise of more. Then Eddie’s world shattered overnight, and everything changed. Though separated by time and social conventions, Eddie has never forgotten his first love.
When a total solar eclipse blankets the city of Chicago, a power hungry madman seeks to use Steve for his own nefarious ends. Recently reunited, Eddie Munson has a thing or two to say about that (and maybe a punch to throw).
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all the missing girls are hanging out without us by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Aug 2022
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“Here is a riddle: the answer is one.” Eddie Munson lives, and dies, and lives again.
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"Hey now, there aren't exactly awesome job prospects out there for under-educated, frequently-deceased former alien hunters," Buffy said.
"Probably about as bad as the one for ex-actress half-alien visionary broodmares of cosmic horrors, yeah."
Cordelia wants to hire Buffy for a pretty important errand.