Isacaramela



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    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships - three works so far with more to come! Nothing is too series about this, a mix of show and book canon, and the timeline of their relationship follows the books more closely. Roz is allowed to catch feelings, as a treat. Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out. <3

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    12 May 2026

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    So to see him lose his demeanor and act like he had actual feelings? Ilya would pay hundreds of money just to see that sight, and a hundred more to be the reason why Shane snapped.

    Hence why he gets such a kick out of pushing Shane’s buttons—he gets to do it so easily because they’re roommates, and it’s all for free.

    But Ilya’s not laughing anymore, no.

    Not when those buttons have suddenly become jammed.

    Shane seems to have had enough of his roommate's messy lifestyle. Ilya, the roommate, desperately tries to show him he can change.

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    12 May 2026

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    Ilya is… well, Ilya.

    Everyone in the hockey world knows him.

    The Russian menace. Killer on ice, even worse on sight.

    Their friends and family know more than others.

    The best captain. Perceptive, funny, a hidden softie.

    But Shane knows him most.

    Which kills him sometimes, because people so wildly underestimate just how good his husband actually is. He gets that it’s all jokes, harmless chirping, and Ilya also doesn’t care. But it starts getting annoying when people talk like Shane could “do better.”

    Better than Ilya? The ILYA? He wants to scream in their faces.

    But Shance can’t, so he’s going to scream into the void instead. Except somehow this void grows to 2 million followers in a week, and Shane has never been good at being subtle.

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    12 May 2026

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    The day after attending a charity event in Vancouver, Shane, Ilya, Scott, and a few other players board a plane to take them to Tampa for 2017 All Stars.

    The plane goes down somewhere in the wilderness, in the middle of a storm.

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    11 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, a well booked, in demand model is back for the summer for a well deserved break. It was all going so well until his car decides to break down. Unsure of what to do, he calls the first garage he can find, not expecting to meet the most infurtiating, aggravating and beautiful man he had ever seen.

    Or,

    Shane's a brat who is used to getting what he wants, Ilya Rozanov doesn't give into a pretty face that easy.

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    09 May 2026