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    "Hey, Lan Zhan?"

    "Mn?"

    "Can you give me a ride on your shoulders?"

    "Is that not what I am doing now?"

    "No, no. I mean, like, can I sit on your shoulders?"

    This gives Lan Zhan pause. He glances over his left shoulder at Wei Ying. "Why would you want to do that?"

    "Because it's fun!" Wei Ying cries. "Oh, if only we had a couple of other people here so we could have a chicken fight. But anyway, you've got two shoulders—and they're big and broad, and it's really rude for you to not let me have this one tiny little thing!"

    "Alright, fine."

    Lan Zhan bends his knees so that only the tops of his shoulders are above the water. Wei Ying wastes no time climbing aboard, swinging a leg around Lan Zhan's neck to reach the other side and driving Lan Zhan out of his fucking mind because Wei Ying's ass is on his shoulders. Although, admittedly, of all the fantasies Lan Zhan has had of touching Wei Ying's ass, it had never played out quite like this.

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    "A BOTTOM?!"

    Nie Huaisang has attempted to pull some sneaky shit on Wei Ying when they've worked together in the past, but this is the icing on the fucking cake.

    "Nope. I didn't agree to this. I'm out."

    Nie Huaisang snaps his fingers, and an assistant appears with a suspicious looking stack of papers. "Actually," Nie Huaisang says, casually flipping to a page in the middle and pointing to the second paragraph. "You did."

    "What the…?"

    Wei Ying snatches the contract from his hands and is pissed to find that yes, it does indeed say, in fancy, air-tight legalese, that Wei Ying has no say in whether he is the one filling a hole or the hole itself. He checks one more time to confirm that it's his initials on the side and his signature on the final page, dated for today.

    "You motherfucker."

    "I'm more in the business of fucking your dad," Nie Huaisang airily replies, taking back the contract before Wei Ying can incinerate it. "Now go get your enema."

    "My—! I fucking hate you." Script in hand and without another word, Wei Ying, who has served as the top in every gay pornographic film he has starred in thus far, stomps off to get his ass cleaned.

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    Lan Xichen gives Nie Mingjue a tour of the newly rebuilt Cloud Recesses.

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    Wei Ying yelps. But, like, in a dignified way. "H-hey, now! I, uh…"

    Taking his cue, Lan Zhan backs off completely, removing both hands and mouth from Wei Ying's body, which isn't exactly what he wants. Lan Zhan's face is neutral, and he waits for Wei Ying to explain himself.

    "I wanna keep going," Wei Ying says, wanting to make that part crystal clear. "But I just… I kind of came here under the assumption that I would be topping."

    Lan Zhan blinks very, very slowly. "I am a top."

    "Well," Wei Ying says carefully. "So am I."

    "You are not."

    Wei Ying lets out a cry of indignation. "Am too!"

    Lan Zhan gives a minute shake of his head. "You do not know it yet, but you are not a top."

    "And how the fuck would you know my preference?!" Now, Wei Ying is getting genuinely angry. "I've never had gay sex with anyone, let alone you, so how can you—"

    "Wei Ying."

    "What?!"

    Lan Zhan is giving Wei Ying the same look that an adult gives a child who thinks they can go swimming when it's freezing outside. "Let me try. If you do not like it, we will stop, and I will be the bottom."

    Never bring a bottom to a top fight.

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    A curious, playful mer pulls Lan Zhan into the water. They kiss (and more) about it.

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    After beheading Wen Xu at Hejian, Nie Mingjue is reunited with Lan Xichen.

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    Jiang Cheng finds Nie Huaisang's OnlyFans. He handles it very well (spoiler: he does not).

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    Wei Ying takes a deep breath before opening the pouch, then holds it out to Lan Wangji. "Smell it," he urges.

    Lan Wangji does. Whatever is in the pouch has a heady, floral scent that tickles his nose. Holding back a sneeze, he looks up at Wei Ying for an explanation.

    "The locals told us about a plant with interesting properties," Wei Ying says with a sly grin. "I kept the kiddos far away from it, naturally, but I couldn't resist going and helping myself to a little bit of its pollen. I was very careful not to breathe any in myself, so I don't know if it'll work, but I want to study it. So, how do you feel?"

    Lan Wangji feels…funny. His robes suddenly feel too tight around the collar, and the room feels slightly warmer than it did a minute ago. There is also a strange restlessness growing in his chest, his heart drumming a bit too fast.

    "You look kinda heated," Wei Ying teases, scooting over sit right next to Lan Wangji. He pinches Lan Wangji's right earlobe between his fingers. "And you're blushing! How cute."

    Hand coming up to seize Wei Ying's wrist, Lan Wangji is starting to feel like something is very, very seriously wrong. "What did you do to me?"

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    "Haha, you got me. But so what if it's my first time?! I'll be a natural at it, just you wait! I'll show you moves the porn industry hasn't even discovered yet! I'll—"

    Something hot and wet flicks across his asshole, making him yelp. "Lan Zhan! Are you an animal?! What are you doing?!"

    Lan Zhan pays him no mind, flattening his tongue against his most private (and, apparently, most sensitive) spot. Wei Ying didn't come here to have this—this—whatever this is! done to him!!! He expected hugging, smooching, and maybe using their hands and mouths on each other's penises to get the job done. How the hell did Lan Zhan decide to take a detour like this, and what does he intend to gain from it?!

    And why does it feel so good?!

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    Wei Ying always assumed Lan Zhan hates him, but after the two hook up at a party, their relationship grows into something wholly unexpected.

    OR

    Wangxian fuck in a new position each week.

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    This whole being naked with Wei Ying in Lan Zhan's apartment thing was not exactly planned. Wei Ying invites himself over at least once a week for a movie night, and one of the sex scenes in tonight's film just… Things got hot and heavy on screen and when Lan Zhan looked over at Wei Ying and found Wei Ying was already looking at him with Fuck Me eyes, lips parted slightly—he blacked out for a split second, and the next thing he knew, Wei Ying was in his lap and there was a furious storm of heated kisses and then light petting which led to groping which led to—

    Yeah, it just kind of…happened.

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    "Wei Ying." Lan Wangji's heart pounds loudly in his chest. "I know what you are."

    "Say it," Wei Ying hisses, hands balled up in fists at his side. "Out loud."

    When Lan Wangji says nothing, he turns, shouting, "Say it!"

    "A vampire." The word spills from Lan Wangji's mouth in a jumbled rush, and he feels a chill run down his spine at having it out in the open. "You are a vampire."

    "Are you afraid?" Wei Ying asks.

    Lan Wangji's response is an automatic, "No."

    Wei Ying arches an eyebrow. "Then, ask me the most basic question. What do I eat?"

    "You will not hurt me."

    "You have too much faith in me. What if I lose control?"

    "You will not."

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    He swipes to the next photo, not realizing that he has reached the end of the photo shoot from the bunny café.

    And the very next picture Wei Ying took is a bit…

    It's a thirst trap. With the bottom of his shirt caught between his teeth, Wei Ying winks at the camera. It is shot from the side, giving an unobstructed view of ass, which is barely hidden by the short red shorts he's wearing. He hurries to swipe away, but the next photo is basically the same thing, albeit with one hand on his ass, his fingers subtly pulling up the hem.

    "Ahh, don't look at that!!!" Wei Ying cries. In his mind there are sirens screaming Abort! Abort! Abort! "We don't…ah, how embarrassing."

    He puts his phone away, trying to think of something to say that will defuse his humiliation. Peeking at Lan Zhan and seeing the tips of his ears turning red, Wei Ying's big stupid mouth blurts out:

    "Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan! What do you think?" He gives Lan Zhan a cheesy wink and the world's biggest smile. "Am I cute?"

    "Mn."

    "Huh?!"

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    One day in Yunmeng, the God of Life is showered with flowers by the God of Death.

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    Now, while Wei Ying sleeps fitfully on the hard, filthy floor of a cave beneath Mount Muxi, Lan Wangji can no longer deny the irrefutable proof of their bond. Facing away from Wei Ying, his robes are open just enough that he can stare down at his left pectoral, which began to itch the moment Wang Lingjiao's brand touched Wei Ying's chest.

    There is a fresh scar in the shape of the Wen insignia over Lan Wangji's heart.

    Exactly the same as the injury to Wei Ying's chest.

    Fuck.

    Pulling his robes snugly and tying his belt tighter than usual, Lan Wangji turns back to his sleeping companion, glaring at him as if it is his fault. But Wei Ying must not have made the connection yet. He must not realize that his soul is entwined with Lan Wangji's.

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    "Wait. Are you serious?!" Wei Ying's face, which feels slightly numb, lights up at the hilarious concept of: "A sushi glory hole? That can't be a real thing! You're fucking with me!"

    Nie Huaisang rolls his eyes. "I'm being completely serious. It's a luxury service that only a handful of people know about. But since you're my friend and I owe you big time for helping me seduce A-Cheng—"

    "Gross!" Wei Ying makes half-fake retching sounds. "That is not what I was trying to do when I gave you his number."

    "All the same…" Pulling out his phone, Nie Huaisang swipes and taps the screen a few times. "There. Go to the bathroom and wait in the third stall. You'll know you're in the right place when you see a hole in wall."

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    This part was not in the book, but something compels Lan Zhan to grab a cheek with each hand, pressing them together, pulling them apart. His fingers dig into the supple cushion of fat over muscle, squishing and kneading it. Lan Zhan could spend the whole night just like this, groping Wei Ying's ass and admiring the way it ripples and shakes.

    "Haha, what're you doing?" Wei Ying asks, a coy curl in his voice. "I didn't know you liked—Lan Zhan!"

    "Mn?"

    Lan Zhan's face is currently buried in the very ass he spent so much time admiring. He kisses the puckered entrance, then drags his tongue around its edge. Finding that he likes this, likes it a lot, he laps at it in earnest, earning a litany of squealing and squirming from Wei Ying.

    "Lan Zhan, that's enough!"

    "I didn't think this was a part of—a part of…"

    "Ah, shit. Yeah, that feels…really…good…"

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    Lan Zhan befriends an unusual crow.

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    This is the only warning Lan Wangji gets before his entire life flashes before his eyes. Wei Wuxian is grinding on him. Hard. There's absolutely no way that he can't feel how hard Lan Wangji is right now as his ass keeps pressing against him to the dulcet sound of Fifty Cent telling him to "put his back into it."

    "Eyy, get it, Wuxian!" Another firefighter pops Lan Wangji's bubble, interrupting their private moment. "I didn't know you swung that way!"

    "Xing-ge, sto-oop!" Wei Ying laughs at the man as he turns around in Lan Wangji's arms. "You know I'm straight!"

    Lan Wangji's blood immediately runs cold. What.

    "Just because not everyone is secure enough in their sexuality to throw ass alongside such a fine specimen of man doesn't make me gay. I'm secure in my own masculinity, you should try it sometime, man!"

    Lan Wangji feels like his entire world is imploding in front of his eyes. This man — this man, who threw himself at Lan Wangji so desperately, who exhibited all the symptoms of being a classic brat, who exuded such intense "bottom" energy — is straight.

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    "Hnng, fuck… Lan Zhan, I can't take it!" he whines. "Have mercy, won't you?"

    "You can take it."

    The frosty indifference in Lan Zhan's tone heats up Wei Wuxian's insides. He feels a deep, insatiable need to poke at the cracks in Lan Zhan's ice. "You're too big, Hanguang-jun. It won't fit!"

    "It will," Lan Zhan growls. Wei Wuxian turns his head to hide his wide smile at seeing Lan Zhan lose his cool composure. Lan Zhan continues pushing into Wei Wuxian without pausing, paying no heed to his increasingly pathetic begging. "Be quiet."

    "Hanguang-jun, won't you take pity? The Yiling Laozu has been defeated. You're much too strong—and big! Please, you can do anything you want except—"

    "Silence."

    Lan Zhan's voice sounds so angry that it actually makes Wei Wuxian falter for a second. His cock pulses, his heart flutters, and he wonders how much more teasing Lan Zhan can take before he uses the silencing spell on him. "Please, mercy, please, please, please…"

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