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    Sveta
    Help me
    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    Newly-single college student Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best pick-me-ups I've consumed in a long, long time.

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    28 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rolling around in this work like catnip.

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    08 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Puts you through the wringer, but wowsers, fucking gorgeous. And the last part should come with a warning for extreme heat.

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    29 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My only sadness is that I can't read this again for the first time. So many delicious flavors - hot, sweet, funny, brutal, ridiculous.

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    Jane: Look are we ok?
    Jane: fuck um. You just - i dunno
    Jane: You sounded off on the phone?
    Jane: god ok fine maybe youre mad at me.
    Jane: Since im boring or whatever.
    Jane: Anyway i have to go to some stupid bar with the team
    Jane: call me back when you get these?

    *Jane is typing….*
    …
    …
    …
    Jane: ilyaaaaaaa ugh
    Jane: cartftr made me take shits
    Jane: fuck no not shits
    Jane: shats
    Jane: SHORTS
    Jane: fucking hell i give up
    Jane: point is im drjnk and im sad and i miss you
    Jane: and im NOT ducking boring
    Jane: duck
    Jane: DUCK
    Jane: ugh. You know hwat i mean
    Jane: im in a cab and i see the airport and
    Jane: what if i just booked a flght to Bossston early haha
    Jane: how boring would that be

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    28 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Everything I want from a Hollanov story. Utter delight.