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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    Clark didn't use a condom with Lois and she never got pregnant so that means humans and Kryptonians must not be biologically compatible right? ...Right? Bruce has some constructive criticism on his logic there.

    [EDIT: okay you guys can have more... as a treat] [NOW AN ONGOING WORK]

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    18 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    Something funny was happening to my organic parts. I felt… strange. Strange in a bad way. Strange in a sick with dread way, no matter how stupid that was. Its owner wasn't coming back.

    ART pinged me. I ignored it.

    The fauna had been left behind, just like the furniture, just like all the other human things. And now it had gone rogue, outside what it had been allowed to do before, in an effort to survive. 

    And okay, yes, maybe these were dumb conclusions to come to, and a SecUnit shouldn't be projecting anything onto a domesticated fauna.

    But it had been abandoned.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?

    It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.

    Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.

    What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Eldritch abomination AU: Bruce is more than just the Gotham Batman, and has been ever since he fell into that cave as a child—ever since something in the shadows down there reached out and cracked him open. He doesn't want to destroy the universe; but it might not be up to him. And if he can't stop himself, maybe there's a chance that Clark can.

    (Or maybe that's too much to ask even of Superman.)

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    28 Aug 2026

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    "What if I'm sick?" he turned then, eyes wide. "Clark, what if I'm sick?"

    "Darling, wait—"

    "Oh my god," he stood up, turning to Clark and standing before him, voice breaking. "Clark, what if— What if I already fucked it up?"

    Bruce finds out he's pregnant at three in the morning, alone in the cave, five days after getting beaten up in Gotham's sewers. He's not normal about it.

    Cue nine months of him doing what he does best: catastrophizing, planning obsessively, and loving his little family so much it undoes him.

    It gets better, eventually.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    This is so real