Fuckheaventakemetohell



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  1. Summary

    A series of one shots where Danny is suicidal and wants to attempt.

    This series handles some very heavy themes, so please read this at your own discretion.

    I do not know whether I've finished this series or not. This was supposed to stay as a single one shot, and now there's three. It's possible I'll write another one, it's possible I won't. I don't know.

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    Danny phantom is deaf. His parents never paid enough attention (or cared enough) to actually learn sign language.
    Then he meets the bats, who know sign because Cass is mute.

    These are two works, which follow up on each other.
    In the first one the batfam and Danny meet (and chaos ensues) and in the second one Danny starts going with Tim to mount Justice and joins Young Justice (and crushes on Wally West).

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    They say that Red Hood has a loyal mutt. The man rules his territory in Crime Alley with an iron fist and a guard dog at his side. They say that Hood calls him Fetch, sometimes Fetcher. No one's ever heard him speak. Anyone who's ever seen him says he looks like an experiment gone wrong, that Hood picked him up somewhere unspeakable. They say he'll do anything Red Hood asks of him and he'll do it well. That he's strong and fast and probably inhuman. The girls say he's sweet, quiet but charming in his own way. Rival gangs say he's vicious, that he'd sooner rip your throat out than let you go. Jason just wants to help him.

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    27 May 2026

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    Danny is really tired of random groups of people summoning him while he's trying to study. At least it’s not a cult this time.

    Meanwhile, the Justice League feels both perturbed and intrigued by this strange, cosmic child playing king.

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    24 May 2026

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    Damian has an old two-way league communicator. It was a connection to his brother. A way to keep an eye on each other.

    That's not a problem, right?

    Well, it turns out that having your not-so-dead brother calling you first thing in the morning really cuts down your sleeping hours.

    Or:

    Dami thought Danny had died. Mother even told him so. So why is it years later that Danny calls for help While proceeding not to explain what he actually needs help with, is causing him so many problems

    (This version is written in First Person if you prefer Third Person you can find it if you click on series)

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    23 May 2026

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    Dick Grayson was expecting nothing more than to investigate a small mystery as a favor to Wally. What he hadn’t expected was the mystery to involve his fiance's abusive parents and the government.

    Now it's a race against the clock to put a stop to the Fentons and their plans while also protecting his fiance from things that very much should have stayed in the past.

    updates every tuesday (tho i might miss an update here or there depending on life)

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    21 May 2026

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    Stumbling blindly through Gotham's night was not how Danny expected his evening to go -- but to be fair, Vlad injecting him with blood blossom extract was also NOT how he was expecting his evening to go. So it's a night of new surprises, and really Danny just wants to get away from his godfather as soon as possible before the man catches up to him, or before the blood blossom currently coursing through his veins and eating him raw killed him.

    Vlad is a man that likes to hide in the dark, it's unfortunate for him that Danny's learned to be a thing that hides in there too. From the corner of his unfocused eye he spots a man with horns dripping in shadows, hiding in an alleyway. Danny knows a kindred spirit when he sees one.

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    12 May 2026

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