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One wish can cause a spiral of unpredictable events.
Eric Cartman finds this out the hard way after wishing for his crush, Kyle Broflovski, to love him more than anyone.
"A love only a branch of a Willow Tree could conjure."
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23 Jul 2026
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Kyle Broflovski and His Fabulous Loving Machine by Keethvein_ (keethvein)
Fandoms: South Park
21 Jul 2026
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“Dude, sick!”
“Fuck off, Kenny! Nothing about this is sick!”
Kyle pushed Kenny away from him and furiously rubbed his face. This could ONLY happen to him, how fantastic.
“Hey man, maybe it’s not so bad. I mean… You could get any chick you want right now. Though that makes me want to tear my hair out.”
Stan paused for a second, grimacing.
“Oh yeah, this isn’t good.”
Or: Kyle Broflovski ends up using a wish stick to make everyone at school fall in love with him. For some reason, the only one acting normal is Cartman.
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Kyle was confused. he didn't consider himself a romantic person, nor did he care about relationships or things like that...
He didn't know how or why it started, but for some nights in a row his dreams seemed to focus on the same theme: kisses, dances and touches. The protagonist of them was never clear, sometimes it was just a silhouette, sometimes just a voice, sometimes a strange feeling of comfort.
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Eric Cartman had better problems to deal with than seeing his longtime crush suddenly interested in cheesy stuff
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01 Jul 2026
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"He reaches his hand inside. His fingers don't find his smooth plastic pill bottle. Instead, they brush against something metallic and heavy... Kyle stares at it, his jaw dropping in a mix of horror and sudden adrenaline. This isn't his bag."
Senior year spirit week at South Park High is already a total mess. After a sleepless night of overthinking, a mix-up before the pep rally leaves Kyle holding Cartman’s identical black backpack—and inside is a private, worn leather journal full of secrets he was never meant to find. Forced to face the vulnerable, and surprisingly artistic side of his rival.
Kyle's entire world completely shatters as he realizes the loud-mouthed bully is hiding a secret crush.
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29 Jun 2026
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An anonymous article published in the school newspaper helps Kyle realize how Cartman really feels about him.