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“Pick a number between one and one million!”
“You're looping again,” Odile says flatly.
“Is your number…” and you pause for dramatic effect. “four thousand and seventeen??”
“How many times?”
“We've talked twice now,” you chirp. “and it took me around four hours to convince you to tell me a number, which was lame of you.”aka, Loop is a mess but through the power of talking to anyone ever, they figure things out
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Loop doesn't like to share by Critique_Masochist
Fandoms: In Stars And Time (Video Game)
29 Mar 2026
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It’s not fair.
They’re your Stardust. You got them fair and square after enduring a frankly RIDICILOUS amount of suffering. And now you have to share them and you don’t want to. -
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With Loop, the biggest problem wasn’t the fact that they were a gigantic griffin. They were with The Heroes of Vaugarde, after all. If they wanted to bring a tame griffin into town, they were allowed to do so. But that was exactly the problem.
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Loop allows themselves to be kidnapped, for funsies~ by Critique_Masochist
Fandoms: In Stars And Time (Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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“Okay,” they tell you, as you’re tying them to a chair. “Here are the ground rules: You can choke me, kick me, punch me- not in the face. I am a-okay with being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on-the-table. You can use fire.”
You look at them, unsure if they’re just messing with you, and they smile brightly, which certainly doesn’t help. Just to be safe, you tie a bell around their neck, so that you’ll hear it if they were to try and wiggle out of their restraints. They look down at the bell and back to you.
“Meow~” they say and you really consider just going home.
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Based on this animation: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fjh5ro8XZnA
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Loop is lounging on a thick branch, showing their fluffy underbelly, with one of their wings drooping all the way down to the forest floor.
They have once again decided to talk to your party, claiming to be a messenger of the Change God, here to tell them important news: Fighting the King is CANCELLED until further notice.aka: Loop "helps" by being annoyingly adorable
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Fire and Water Series by Critique_Masochist
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2019
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Use this code to create a link to a specific passage or scene in the middle of a chapter.
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10 Feb 2026
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"You better not start feeling sorry for me," Bill bristles, pointing a finger at Ford. "Save your speech about all the good humanity has to offer for someone who cares, blah, blah, blah, waterworks— Do you know how many humans I possessed before you came along? So many! All your good parts come from drugs and cotton candy, and the rest is just different volumes of agony! 'Ow, my back! Oww, my old teeth! Oh, there goes my sciatica and diabetes'! In my world, I would've deleted cancer! Missed your chance for that, buddy!"
"No, in your world, you would have externalized cancer into an autonomous creature that preyed upon people like an apex predator," Ford says simply.
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Bill Cipher has to learn how to be powerless and human, dragged through the ashes of a tapestry that once depicted his godly form. Stanford Pines has to learn how to exist in this dimension again, adrift and 'purpose' completed. Stanley Pines has to learn how to resurrect a man who's been dead for thirty years.
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09 Mar 2025
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Gerry’s Y/N fic by Sl33pDeprived1diot
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), My Chemical Romance
12 Nov 2024
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Gerry is living a normal life, he’s not like the other archival assistants
Until one day…(This is absolute crack don’t treat this seriously)
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21 Dec 2024
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based on a tumblr post by @destructo-range
“dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill”
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21 Dec 2024
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Who watches the Watcher?
Gertrude Robinson left Michael Shelley to be consumed by the Spiral, saving the world—as far as she knew—at the cost of a single human life. She returned to a nearly empty Archive, the blood on her one remaining assistant's hands far more of a concern than that on her own.
And then Michael came back.
The Distortion couldn't do any real harm to Gertrude, and never really managed to do much minor harm in the years leading up to her death. But it stayed, and continued to do Michael Shelley's work, and so it was still working (for a certain value of working) in the Archives when a new Archivist was appointed to the position, alongside a fresh crop of archival assistants.
Perhaps there could be some merit to sticking around after all.
Or, season one with the addition of a fourth archival assistant, in the form of a Distortion that is desperately doing its best to keep these newbies from flinging themselves into death's jaws at the slightest opportunity, because archival assistants have no survival instincts as a general rule.
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11 Sep 2024