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    [Art, Comics] I ascended by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    17 May 2026

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    Dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel!

    LQG transmigrates to the modern world AU, and that's a 27-page fancomic

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    28 May 2026

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    tongues and teeth by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    23 May 2026

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    When there was nothing to hold onto, not even one's family, was when a merperson turned, transformed, morphed, grotesquely, into a siren.

    That was when they began craving the flesh and blood of prey far more intelligent than fish. Humans. Gods, but they were never that successful.

    No mer wanted to admit that they were even tangentially related to the monsters.

    It was irreconcilable with their sensibilities.

    Yet, of course, sirens had no such sensibilities, having clawed their way out of hell, in which morality and qualms died a sad, painful, death.

    Or: Siren!Ajax really really really wants to eat Zhongli. In the literal way. What he doesn't know is that Zhongli is completely fine with it.

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    24 May 2026

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    The Lemon Squeeze by for gothichobbit

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    25 Dec 2023

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    He really wasn’t doing this out of gratitude. More like sheer relief. Never in his life had he been treated like this, forced down, yet held gently. He panted for it.

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    Wei Ying's solution to his problems is to punch and claw his way through life. Lan Zhan shows up to wrap him in a blanket burrito and be his gun so that Wei Ying doesn't have to get his knuckles bloody anymore. But that is easier said than done.

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    21 May 2026

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    Help! I Time-Traveled and Saw My Future Self Making Love with My Ex-Best Friend. What Do I Do? by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    19 May 2026

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    Wow. What an eyeful.

    Two people are on the bed, having passionate sex, if the marks and moans are anything to go by. Heat rushes to his face, and he lets out an embarrassing squeak at the shock.

    Both men turn to look at him, but the blond one catches his eye first. Kaveh doesn’t like looking at his reflection, but he’d be damned if he didn’t recognize himself. Thankfully, the sheets pool around the other Kaveh’s hips, so can’t see where his body connects with his partner.

    At this moment, Kaveh realizes. If he’s here with his older self, then that must mean…

    Oh archons.

    After Kaveh and Alhaitham fight and fall out of each other’s lives, they find themselves in a strangely familiar house.

    If only they knew what was waiting for them behind that bedroom door.

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    20 May 2026

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    looking through a window by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    24 Apr 2021

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    Everything about Professor Lan, from the way he speaks, thoughtful and poignant and never loud— like he was saying I will not raise my voice. If you want to learn, pay attention. It was one hell of a power move, in Hao Mei’s opinion— to the way he dresses, to the way even his gestures have a subtle elegance to them, scream that he is as meticulous as they come.

     
    Which is why it comes as such a shock to Hao Mei when someone in booty shorts appears in the background of Professor Lan’s video.

     

     
    In which Professor Lan's students try to figure out exactly who that person who appears in his video is

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    19 May 2026