Calculatrice
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On the Rocks by Calculatrice, helloitsaiza
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
09 Aug 2026
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Rye is dead, and Hiro keeps getting words wrong, lately. His throat feels full, like they might as well not come out at all. Instead, he loops an arm around Zero’s, touching the backs of his knuckles in gentle query.
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- Part 2 of you seem to have the wrong idea about me
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“Bourbon is a rather famously vindictive person. I imagine he took not being told I was alive as an insult.” Akai crosses his arms, humming with a contemplative look up at the ceiling. “And it all only gets worse if Scotch is involved, of course.”
Conan pinches the bridge of his nose, and before he even asks the question he just knows this is one more thing Akai could’ve told him a month ago.
“...Scotch,” he repeats flatly. “Who the hell is Scotch?”
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- Part 1 of you seem to have the wrong idea about me
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Missed Steps by Calculatrice
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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“Do you know how many emojis you used in your last text?”
Rui does not remember sending a text. He decides not to mention this. "A reasonable amount, presubab… presumably?"
"Rui, you typed back am coming followed by six lines worth of heart emojis and… the Serbian flag?"
"Population of 7.1 million as of the 2023 census," agrees Rui. "This sounds like it was reasonable to me at the time, so you see, I'm still right."
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Made for Bad Things by Calculatrice for OvilusPhoningHome13
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
25 Jun 2025
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“What are you doing here?” Damian demands once he’s let go, disgruntled fingers combing out the pressed part of his hair. “I wasn’t expecting you until Saturday.”
Dick hums, smile idling. “I wanted to see you.”
Dick picks Damian up from school, and they pass by a murder on the way home. Surprisingly, this isn't the most stressful part of their commute.
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Pizzicato by Calculatrice
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
02 May 2025
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Shinonome Akito wants to surpass Rad Weekend.
“I see,” says Toya, not really seeing.
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Precious metals by Calculatrice, helloitsaiza
Fandom プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Dragon Tsukasa and Imperial Strategist Rui AU.
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“You’ve got to quit doing this,” Han said.
Luke glanced at him. “What?”
Han made a wide impatient sweep of his arm. “This. Standing in the bay staring out into the void. It’s creepy, kid. Come on, it’s dinnertime. The fleet can make it into hyperspace without your personal supervision.”
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22 Aug 2026
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Owner Zeff is a hard man, but a good one. He guides Patty and Carne into making better dishes than they could have ever imagined, gives them a home above the waves, and makes sure they get to eat, every night. There’s no days off save for errand runs, but Patty is a cook of the sea. He never needed those anyway.
But the kid – the fourth member after Carne – he’s… well, as Zeff calls him, he’s an Eggplant. Just nine according to the brat’s determined snarl, he can already cook circles around Patty and Carne when he can reach the counter. He knows what he’s doing, and is quick to correct what he doesn’t know. Patty feels like he should be jealous, but all he can manage to feel is a grudging sort of respect.
The kid is damn small, but he can cook.
Yet… there’s something off about him, that just doesn’t add up, and that alarms Patty more than anything else.
He’s just… weird.
Or: Sanji's weird. The Baratie learns not to care
For Eternal-Trashfire's request, listed inside due to length.
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15 Aug 2026
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It's surprisingly hard to get arrested for being a pirate when you're chaotic enough to commit half a dozen crimes at the same time.
(Or: The Strawhats keep getting arrested for literally everything except piracy.)
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13 Aug 2026
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Noah doesn't know what he expects, but it certainly isn't anywhere near White Knight saying, "The Asset has a habit of disobedience. Providence has chosen you from a list of applicants to befriend it and keep an eye on it."
What Noah wants to say is what the fuck?
What he says instead is, "Whatever you need me to do, I'll do it."
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How Noah "befriends" Rex as a job, and then realizes it's not as fake as he thought it was.
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- Part 1 of FUNCTION.HEARTBEAT : SYNC
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03 Aug 2026
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Set in Rex's early days with Providence. Nobody here can get a peaceful night's sleep.
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02 Aug 2026