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The Gavlegoat and the Greek army by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Apr 2025
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You may ask what the Trojans or a Greek army is doing in modern times in a Swedish town before Christmas? The truth is that every year the craft group builds a Christmas goat and every year there is a group of vandals planning to sabotage it. The craft group calls the sabotage group the Trojans as it seems like they almost have a certain grudge against giant wooden farm animals, the sabotage group calls the craft group the Greek army because they keep building giant goats as if they were planning to invade the city.
Now they are tired of this endless war and when their strategist finds out the Trojans plan to steal the goat first before burning it, he thinks out a risky plan for them to finally find and maybe sabotage their headquarters after a decade of arson attempts.
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holding breath / holding faith by HalloweenClown
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
20 Jun 2026
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The man lying in front of her looks like Six. Almost exactly like him, actually. But there are hairline differences that she's only really seeing now that he's close. He's big, but not particularly muscular. He's wearing a shirt with Snoopy on it. When she checks his mostly bare arms, she finds none of the scars or tattoos she made a careful study of during the few days she knew him.
She also realizes where she knows the divets on his nose from; her uncle has the exact same thing when he takes his reading glasses off and kisses her head goodnight.
He's not Six. She has no idea who this is.
"What the fuck." Claire whispers.
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Bookmarked by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
28 Jun 2026
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Like Real People Do by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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Dr Ryland Grace had awoken, terrified and confused, aboard the Hail Mary just three days ago.
En route to Tau Ceti, and prepared to somehow save planet Earth, whilst also figuring out who he was before this along the way, he draws the logical conclusion that he is spiraling into insanity when a gruff, sultry voice crackles over the intercom of the Hail Mary, and an entirely fictitious planet looms outside the window.Simon would like to know what exactly the C.O.I expected him to find in this ocean of blood. Of course, it's just his luck that the supervisor they put on the other side of the radio is a fucking lunatic.
Or: the events of Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary coincide. Grace puts a bit more thought into the “Gay?” written on his “Who Am I?” list.
Bookmarked by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
28 Jun 2026
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Ever since they dragged this man aboard, Grace has felt slightly insane. He hasn’t been able to function fully, always torn between his duties to Rocky and his apparent duties of watching over The Stranger
Grace spends a majority of the day he doesn’t feel needed in the lab sitting in the med bay, watching Armando as it whirs away to keep the Stranger stable. He knows Rocky is probably worried about him, or even a bit hurt because of his newly divided attention, but he also trusts that Rocky understands. After all, this is the first time he’s seen someone of his own species in… a very very long time.
Rocky has a whole planet to come home to. A mate. A life where he will be regarded as a hero, just like Stratt promised Grace would be.
Grace has one unconscious manOR
"What fucking drugs did you put me on?”
“Saline and anesthesia!"Bookmarked by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
27 Jun 2026
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Wall of Glass by RenV
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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On board the Hail Mary, Simon finds himself in a prison made of glass, filled with luxuries he could've only ever dreamed of.
Contamination is a constant fear for Ryland, and though him and Rocky are working on it, it may be a long time before he can hold a human hand again.
(Or, Simon gets a hamster ball and it's a 3-way touch-starved standoff)
Bookmarked by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
25 Jun 2026
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Hail Mary Farm by Shadowkyr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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What if instead of Grace going up into space he takes a vacation at his family's old farm.
One problem the road washed out and now hes trapped here.
And there's something in the woods.
Bookmarked by Acerplatanoides_Mapletree26
25 Jun 2026