A_Terrible_PenName



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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Kevin Price doesn’t do things by half measures, especially not something so pedestrian as falling in love.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Such good banter. Do read again.

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Kevin Price thought he was destined for greatness. Connor McKinley thought he’d be stuck pretending forever. Neither of them thought they’d be fake-dating in Uganda by the end of the week but Arnold had other plans.
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    When a misunderstanding forces them into playing the part of the mission’s happiest couple, things start to get complicated. There’s a checklist and a rulebook. There’s a suspicious amount of eye contact and a dangerously flirty game of "who can fluster the other first." And somewhere along the way, the line between fake and real starts to blur.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Adorable and chaotic

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Sure, he doesn’t have any time to paint anymore. Sure, this job really is only to cover his ass so his family stops asking him to come back. But hey, you make sacrifices for your children right? Screw all the money you spent on art school and all your hopes and dreams and–

    Anyways…

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    Lucifer Morningstar is a single dad who decided to put his past life behind him and become an art teacher to be closer with his 8 year old daughter, Charlie. One day, he finds an old radio and turns it on for the class to listen. In doing so, he discovers the "Radio Demon", a mysterious radio host that has no online presence or any photos of himself floating around. By a chance encounter Alastor enters Lucifer's life in a whirl, bringing out parts of himself he'd purposefully locked away tight.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."

    For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"

    "Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.

    Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.

    Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.

    It very quickly becomes something else entirely.

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    26 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Neurospicy Bruce accidentally woos ray of sunshine by being delightfully awkward.

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    Just a collection of unrelated smut that I’m too lazy to write the plot for! Relevant information will be in the notes of each chapter.

    1. Local succubus doesn't realize he's hooking up with an alien.
    2. Clark accidentally gets sent to the future, where he finds himself in an interesting position.
    3. Having a younger boyfriend can be a little troublesome.
    4. Clark's rut always means a busy week for Bruce.
    5. Bruce loses track of a toy, which ends up causing him a fair amount of trouble.
    6. Clark has to watch different versions of himself enjoying the company of his best friend.
    7. Ivy's attack has affected a civilian, and it's Bruce’s responsibility to help out.

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    18 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lovely porn.