The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Heavenly Wicked Cafe by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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There is a terribly rude barista that makes amazing coffee and a saint of a barista, whose coffee tastes vile.
And they are in love.
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- Part 1 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Fire In Your Heart (And Your Kitchen) by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2023
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The most beautiful man that Crowley has ever seen is also the firefighter that keeps having to put out the fires in his kitchen.
It just so happens that Crowley is awful at cooking.
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- Part 2 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Doctor, Can You Take Care Of My Snake? by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale is determined to hate the man who has brought a venomous snake, native to Australia, to his vet clinic.
Now, if only the man can stop being so charming and utterly besotted with his pet, this will be a lot easier.
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- Part 3 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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How Am I Winning This Conversation? by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2024
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Crowley's new coworker looks like an angel and has the inane ability to take every pickup line too literally. It doesn't stop Crowley from trying to flirt with him, even though he can barely string a coherent sentence together while in Aziraphale's presence.
Somehow... it still works?
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- Part 4 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Things That Don't Go Bump In The Night by WaitingToBeBroken for foolishlovers
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley investigate the most haunted place in all of England and discover more than they expected.
Well. That, and all the ghosts, of course.
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- Part 5 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Binary Stars by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale has been going to Crowley's astronomy lectures at the local planetarium for a few months now. It is only because he is really interested in space, of course. He loves all the... constellations. And the stars!
And then Crowley asks him out for coffee.
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- Part 6 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Oh, Lord, Heal This Love by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jul 2024
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"Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other," is what Crowley's dating profile says.
Too bad Aziraphale was too busy staring at those graceful fingers in his picture to realise that, before he agreed to go on a date with him.
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- Part 7 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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You Don't Need A Licence For That by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2024
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Crowley works for the city council and is responsible for issuing licences and permits.
Aziraphale seems to be hoarding them.
Crowley should really reject some of those applications. And he will, once he is done pining over Aziraphale. Really, he will!
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- Part 8 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Late Night Visitors by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Nov 2024
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Crowley has come to Aziraphale's bookshop, very drunk and very intent on seducing himself an angel.
There is only one problem. Aziraphale is already married. To Crowley.
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- Part 9 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Sorry, Right Number! by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2024
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Aziraphale calls a phone sex line.
No, this is strictly business, you see. It appears that Crowley has been stealing his customers.
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- Part 10 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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For The Most Discerning Duck by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Feb 2025
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Crowley doesn't usually yell at strangers.
But when she does, apparently it's at adorable tartan angels, trying to feed the ducks.
Nobody said she was a smart woman.
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- Part 11 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Get Humans Wet And Staring Into Each Other's Eyes by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2025
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Crowley is drenched and miserable.
This still might be the best day of his life.
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- Part 12 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Assistance with Evicting Former Partner Needed by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 May 2025
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Hello. Could someone be so kind as to assist me with evicting my former partner from my private residence, please. Our relationship ended a few months ago, and I would very much like my space back.
Occult knowledge and improvisation skills preferred, but not essential.
I can pay in a warm beverage of your choice or with a book, although, I would prefer not to.
Crowley just wanted to cause some chaos. He has no idea how he ended up with a cursed doll, and an angel.
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- Part 13 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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Your Books (Or Your Heart) by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2025
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There is a thief in Aziraphale's bookshop.
He would mind it a lot more, if said thief was not the most gorgeous man he has ever seen. Also, more interested in debating religious philosophy with Aziraphale, than robbing him blind.
Or, a comprehensive guide on what not to do during a break-in. Unless you want to meet an unhinged criminal, who might just be perfect for you.
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- Part 14 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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On the Tops of Buses by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2025
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It's not that Andy minds the early morning bus. But it does seem to make for some strange busfellows.
And, it's not like Andy is trying to eavesdrop. Honestly, she is way too tired for that. But it's hard to ignore the couple a few rows behind her, who sound like they are seconds away from jumping at each other.
She has yet to decide if that means fighting or... something else...
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- Part 15 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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The Day Before Christmas by TheIneffableAuthor, WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2025
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It’s almost Christmas and Aziraphale is looking forward to closing his shop and curling up with a hot chocolate and his favourite book. Unfortunately for him, a very pretty, very annoying stranger has also decided that today is the perfect day to buy a book. Aziraphale doesn’t even sell books.
But maybe there is a reason why Crowley has only now bothered to search for a gift. And maybe there is a reason why he has come to this bookshop, specifically.
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- Part 16 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute