An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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When Lucifer left his house, he did so with little direction. Maybe to swing by the Hotel to see Charlie, or try to engage with his subjects.
Instead, he is faced with a murderous Radio Demon who, as it happens, has little regard for personal hygiene when in the midst of a killing spree.
Well, he'll just have to make sure the tacky mortal returns to Charlie smelling like sunshine, won't he?
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- Part 1 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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[Sequel to Rubbuh Hubbuh Bubble Bath]
Life goes on, as it tends to do. As the relationship between Lucifer and Alastor grows, everyone else's understanding of said relationship gets... worse?
In which everyone is convinced Alastor wants to kill Lucifer and eat him.
Or:
Five Times someone misinterprets what's going on between Alastor and Lucifer, and one time Charlie figures it out.
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- Part 2 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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Alastor is an opportunist, there is nothing he won’t do in the pursuit of survival.
Upon his death, he was astonished to see cannibalism so openly practised in the streets (with an entire town named after such) but even moreso, he was shocked to learn there are those who would happily pay him for the privilege.
Much has changed since then (he never should have met Valentino, he never should have signed that damn contract...) and under threat of homelessness in Hell, putting on a false show of decency for a pair of angelic belles in exchange for a free room at the former Exorcist’s new Hotel project didn’t seem too bad of a deal.
After all, there’s nothing he won’t do, won’t put himself through, in order to accomplish his goals. And hey, he’s always been quite the savvy performer.
(If only he could forget the memories he made with Lucifer, the easiest client he's ever had…)
[A Hazbin Hotel Role Swap AU]
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- Part 3 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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Father Of Monsters by chibinekogirl101
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
14 Apr 2026
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The wound inflicted upon Alastor by Adam is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle against the Exterminators comes to an end.
He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!
[In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]
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- Part 4 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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With (Boy)Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies? (Let's Be That Instead) by chibinekogirl101
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 May 2024
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Lucifer is strapped for cash, ever since he was disowned and, of course, the divorce.
But he has a baby to feed, a custody case to pay off, and with the kinds of friends he's made turning to a life of crime and thievery was the only viable option.
He certainly didn't expect his newest victim's boyfriend to run like that! Nor does he expect to get a date out of the whole disaster...
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- Part 5 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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Lucifer has to say, Angel Dust's prideful offence at Alastor's lack of interest in him is amusing... or it would be, if the spider didn't insist on making it his problem.
Sure, he could tempt Alastor into his bed easily enough! But his heart has a bad habit of growing attached, and does he really want to risk falling in love with The Radio Demon, of all people?! Over a dumb bet with Hazbin Hotel's resident Porn Star?
... Turns out, the answer to that is: Yes, he would. Apparently.
He will...
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- Part 6 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil, King of Hell, Prince of Pride... can't interfere with Sinners.
He can't hurt them, can't punish them, can't make deals with them...
But the living? Oh, the living are fair game! And he needs someone else, a Soul guaranteed for Hell, to handle such things for him.
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When Alastor Summons a Demon on the day before his untimely death, he managed to reach far, far higher than a classy cannibal Overlord...
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- Part 7 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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Alastor has a panic attack and, honestly, the whole thing is awfully inconvenient.
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- Part 8 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples