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He’s surrounded by strangers, but they’re all trying to convince him otherwise. Or, Zoro faces a mysterious and relentless challenge that he just can’t wrap his head around.
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Gift Horses by heartratemonitor
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
31 Dec 2019
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Chairman Rose comes bearing bribes. Piers mulls over his options.
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SJG just uploaded a video by wingspear (sfxlled)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Oct 2019
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Guys wtf, is Ingrid’s response when she wakes up at one in the afternoon, because she also makes very stupid decisions in life, albeit going in the completely opposite direction as the rest of them. Then, sylvain if u do this im coming over to beat u up.
Unfortunately, her warning comes too late; Sylvain has already recorded himself pouring a bowl filled with marshmallows straight into his gaping mouth, and the uncontrollable coughing and hacking that followed it soon afterward.
Can’t tell if this is a real channel or the greatest performance art i’ve seen, comments watchful_eye when the video goes up.
In which Sylvain becomes a Youtuber.
written for sylvix week 2019. day 3: modern au
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Soap makes a choked off noise of pure, unadulterated panic, and then he’s floating, drifting far away as his ears ring from the sound of multiple bombs going off.
When he comes to, he only gets to be happy that he’s somehow still alive for a moment, because everything hits him all at once. Pain explodes from every single part of him he can feel, and he wants to scream. He doesn’t, instead trying to take a deep breath to ground himself, but there’s rubble on top of him that’s unyielding, restricting his every breath.
His breath catches in his throat; focus, MacTavish. Assess your situation before you start panicking.
or, Soap gets trapped under the rubble of a collapsed building, and makes the (stupid) executive decision to omit that piece of information to the rest of 141. No one is happy about this when they find out.
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- Part 1 of whispers
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend