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Shattered by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Feb 2026
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Impulse is, admittedly, not sure that he’s prepared for this.
Or, Grian and Scar are invited over to Skizz and Impulse’s house for dinner, about halfway through their training with the older investigators. Things go downhill quicker than anyone is prepared for.
Grian and Scar visit Skizz and Impulse’s house for the first time, and we learn the origin of that special travel mug.
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- Part 8 of To Be Haunted (GIGGS Phasmo AU)
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Through the Harshest Weather by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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Gem is nervous.
She sits in her car in the Hermitcraft parking lot, clutching her satchel with both hands where it rests in her lap. She digs her fingers into it hard enough to indent the leather in an attempt to steady her shaking hands. It doesn’t work, and it doesn’t help, but she pretends it does.
When Xisuma approached her the day after Impulse Esvee, the most respected ghost hunter at Hermitcraft, sent her an email, Gem couldn’t help but think that it was a joke.
Or, Gemini Tay joins the group. She never expected it to be her job to pick up everyone’s broken pieces.
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- Part 4 of To Be Haunted (GIGGS Phasmo AU)
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Ashes, Ashes (Dust to Dust) by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
26 Sep 2025
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Impulse shakes his head, thoroughly confused. “Grian, why would you lie to Skizz?”
Grian doesn’t acknowledge Impulse’s words. “Can you get the camera as well? You know that you’re the best at it.”
Impulse grits his teeth. Grian is ignoring him, and he has no idea why. He doesn’t want to use his status as team leader to force Grian to answer him—it would be wrong, and he’s not willing to trigger Grian’s memories from his and Scar’s old organization—but this is important. Why would Grian tell Skizz that he’d wake him up when they arrived?
His hands flex into fists, then stretch out again at his sides. He picks up the EMF from where it hangs on the wall in an effort to distract himself from his frustration, but he’s too agitated to be able to relax. And Grian still hasn’t answered him.
Or, Skizz is sick, Impulse is acting strange, and Scar and Grian don’t know what to do without their anchors.
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- Part 3 of To Be Haunted (GIGGS Phasmo AU)
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First Impressions by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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Xisuma stares at the two young men standing across from him.
One of them is short, with messy brown hair and bloodshot, swollen eyes that are only partially hidden behind round glasses. He tugs on his bright red tie and adjusts the collar of his suit so it covers his neck better.
The other is taller, but being on his feet is clearly causing him discomfort. He’s half-leaning against his friend, who is supporting him as subtly as possible. He wears a suit with a dark blue tie, and his collar is also high enough to conceal his throat. The space beneath his eyes is painted with dark circles.
Or, Xisuma interviews Scar and Grian for positions as paranormal investigators at Hermitcraft. In just one interaction, they’ve managed to worry him. He introduces them to the investigators he trusts most, in an attempt to help them.
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- Part 2 of To Be Haunted (GIGGS Phasmo AU)
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Ghostly (Feathers of our Souls) by Vivid_Comet
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Sep 2025
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“It is far too late for this,” Grian grouses, yawning against his will. The only one paying any real attention to him is Scar, who is nodding along in sympathy as he fiddles with one of his sound sensors. “How are we supposed to hunt any ghost if we can’t even stay awake?”
“Very good question,” Scar agrees sagely, and Grian huffs. He seems more genuinely frustrated than usual, but it’s Grian. He’s just like that sometimes.
“Usually I’d be in bed at this time, you know. All snuggled up and cozy.” Grian adjusts the high collar of his sweater and sniffs. “You’re ruining my sleep schedule by dragging me along.
“Aww, did G miss his bedtime?” Skizz teases, turning his flashlight on and off testingly. Grian turns a deathly blank glare on him, and Skizz laughs it off, completely unbothered. “Aw, you know I’m joking, bud. It’s late, I know, but we gotta do this job, G.”
Or, one of the ghost hunting trips that GIGS goes on is different from the others, and Grian and Scar can't help but be afraid. Impulse and Skizz are there, though, just like they always are.
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- Part 1 of To Be Haunted (GIGGS Phasmo AU)
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[Podfic] Speak to the Gods, and they shall answer by SugarsweetRomantic
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
20 Dec 2020
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Podfic of Speak to the Gods, and they shall answer.
Original summary:
In their distress, they called for help.A collection of unrelated "myths that would be shared around a hot drink or a warm fire after a ritual offering. Remnants of stories to remind family and community of their place in the worlds."
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Podfic of silly courtships. by mochiwrites
“Aren’t avian feathers pretty precious to you guys though?” Scar asks, confused. “I think I read in a book that they’re only given to certain people for certain occasions!”
The longer Scar speaks the more Grian wishes the floor would open up and swallow him whole.
Scar’s read stuff? Oh void, what has he read? Maybe that was it. Maybe he didn’t look further into it. Maybe—
“Why if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were courting me or something!” Scar laughs, and his own cheeks look a little pink. He’s rubbing at the back of his neck and Grian’s heart is pounding in his ribcage. He feels like it’s going to burst. Or stop.
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message from Earth by starshapedballoon for pluvium (semperpluvial)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Sep 2026
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The message came during a flight lesson.
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In which Mumbo and Rocky receive a message from Earth, Mumbo isn't sure how to react to it.
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the ao3 tag generator gave me "gay zombie handholding" [Podfic] by windebris
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Mar 2024
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“Okay, so – absolutely not after my bones to grind to bake your bread?” Grian double-checks.
The zombie shakes his head in a very emphatic no.
“Cool,” Grian says.
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Or: it's the Zombie Apocalypse (TM), and Grian might be human but Scar certainly isn't (any more).
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Podfic of Raichett's fic, read by Windebris <3