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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Also a Snake is There by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book three.
Features: pretty much everyone having a horrible year. Really, I'm trying to think of someone who has a good year and I can't think of ONE.
Also features: Harry Potter discovering teenage rebellion (and Merlin capitalizing on that fact); Remus Lupin being the best damn DADA Professor Hogwarts has ever seen; Ron Weasley living in the state we call denial and making it everyone else's problem; Hermione Granger planning a murder; Sirius Black, who just wanted to kill ONE RAT, how has it spiraled this badly; a catastrophic miscommunication; Tom Riddle trying to keep his idiot relative alive (it should not be as hard as it is but here we are); and a Theodore Nott that's- well. You'll see.
(Alternative title: Draco Malfoy and the Almost Entirely Off-Screen Adventure, Except For When He Wants to Bother Harry)
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book two.
Features: a Harry Potter making a ridiculous amount of terrible decisions; an exhausted Remus Lupin that did NOT sign up for this but by god will he be there for Harry anyways; a Severus Snape who didn't actually think this year could be worse then last year and is proven wrong in a big way; Dumbledore being awful; and Harry's snake Merlin, who just wants to play quidditch ONE TIME.
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book one, I guess.
Features Harry Potter trying to keep his friends from doing crimes, a tired Remus Lupin spontaneously adopting a traumatized child with absurd magical capabilities, Severus Snape doing the bare minimum which is still somehow more than what Dumbledore is capable of, and Harry's friends' growing exasperation with Harry's terrible decision-making skills.
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Harry Potter in the City of Angels by BrilliantLady for Mackie_Chandler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Lucifer (TV)
26 Aug 2019
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Maze knew there was something different about the bone-thin child in rags she’d seen rummaging through a trash can for food. She was going to find him again and figure this out. He shouldn’t be any harder to track down than a rogue demon after all, his appearance was quite distinctive. Scruffy black hair, round glasses, and a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead.
Contains a quick overview of the Lucifer (TV) fandom.
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he hadn’t meant to Fall, he’d just hung around with the wrong people by twentyfourblackbirds
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jan 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz is an angel heavenbent on infiltrating a houseful of demons on Staten Island. Nothing could possibly go wrong, such as, e.g., starting to actually like his demonic housemates.
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Blood and Wine by twentyfourblackbirds
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
15 Dec 2023
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Guillermo de la Cruz is a grumpy and underpaid witcher hunting down Nandor the Relentless, a higher vampire suspected of murdering knights across Toussaint. Laszlo Cravensworth is a bard languishing in obscurity who falls for Nadja, a temperamental bruxa. Somehow, they all end up in Corvo Bianco as housemates.
Throw in some monsters, a few murder mysteries, and two idiots falling in love, and baby, you got a play going.
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- Part 1 of What Witchers Do in the Shadows
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you’re drowning in ashes that aren’t yours by peach_mango
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
04 Jun 2022
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Zuko, Prince of the Fire Nation.
Zuko, scarred by his father.
Zuko, two time banished prince.
The former prisoners of the Boiling Rock arrive back at the Air Temple, and one of them knows something about the Fire Prince that the others don’t.
aka the gaang finds out abt zuko’s scar cuz i’m a sucker.
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Lavender takes one step forward and – just like the snap of a finger, the blink of an eye, the drop of a pebble – Hogwarts is left behind. There's no jump, no flashes of light, no whirlwinds of disconnected images. Just one little step; behind stood her war and in front stands 1947. "Huh," she says to herself, "didn't see this in the tea leaves."
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”