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The bus jerked violently as it turned. It was chaos— people screaming, crying, doing everything but staying calm.
A woman stood, her purple bangs swaying bravely in the mass of chaos.
“We need to calm down!” She yelled amongst the crowd. “Quick! Get to the bus driver!”
People ran towards the front, but the bus jerked again, forcing the people to tumble over. It was like a tumble weed of rainbow and axe body spray.
One person, who looked to be around 15 with blonde bangs was able to grab the drivers hood.
It fell down, and revealed the evil man.
Charlie fucking Kirk.
Everybody was speechless for a moment, before more chaos erupted. His eyes were wide in shock, but he look determined.
“You evil aliens!” He shrieked, the bus jerking for a 3rd time, though most people had been holding onto something, reducing the tumble.
The bus quickly accelerated towards hell, and nobody knew what to do.
“People!” The purple hair yelled again. “We can defeat him! We can get to heaven!” She proudly held her hand to her chest.
NovaOnline ran over, embracing her. His sweat soaked through onto her shirt.
“What is your name?” He asked, pulling away in tears.
“My name is Zaylie.” She replied, grimacing at the sweat on her clothes. “We need to work together.”
“She’s right!” Leo said, the first words he’d said in a while. “If we don’t work together, we’ll never get to heaven!”
A low chuckle rumbled through the bus, and everyone turned to look.
“He wont be as easy to defeat as you thought.”
There sat Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Big Yahu, their cloaks draped menacingly over their frames.
The Gays on the bus knew this wouldnt be an easy battle.