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batclan -watch out- kachow
TheRobin (1:32 AM) Still don’t know what you want from me.
TheNightwing (1:34 AM) I know you’re in the uk
TheRobin (1:35 AM) okay and?
TheNightwing (1:37 AM) YOU HAVE MY LOGIN JUST DO IT PLEASE JAY
TheRobin (1:40 AM) Don’t you have literally anyone else to annoy about this?
TheNightwing (1:42 AM) Do you honestly think B has any clue how to play??
TheNightwing (1:43 AM) let alone do something this important??
TheBatman (1:44 AM) I am very good at games.
TheNightwing (1:45 AM) Sure.
TheNightwing (1:47 AM) Please Jay, I’ll give you $20.
TheRobin (1:49 AM) Screw you Dickhead, I don’t need your pig money.
TheBatgirl (1:52 AM) Is this about that stupid game again???
TheNightwing (1:53 AM) ITS NOT STUPID
TheRobin (1:55 AM) B and I are in London to meet with Constantine and N decided now was the time to cry over some stupid pokemon
TheNightwing (1:57 AM) You dont understanddddd
TheNightwing (1:58 AM) I dont ever have a reason to be in europe and theyre region locked
TheNightwing (2:00 AM) if speedy gets mr. mime before I do i will literally never hear the end of it
TheNightwing (2:02 AM) Please Jay, this is me begging
TheBatman (2:04 AM) What is a “Mr. Mime”?
TheBatgirl (2:04 AM) I could always trade you, y’know?
TheNightwing (2:05 AM) I’m not giving away my dratini and snorlax you grifter
TheBatgirl (2:06 AM) :/ well fuck you too then
TheRobin (2:08 AM) I want you to take me to the history museum in bludhaven
TheNighwing (2:09 AM) done.
TheRobin (2:10 AM) AND, I want you to give me someone’s number.
TheBatgirl (2:11 AM) You know I can always get you a number, and for free.
TheNightwing (2:13 AM) So I’m in crisis and you’re wanting me to trade my life blood away, but Jay wants a number and you’re all like “of course anything for the baby”
TheRobin (2:14 AM) Keep talking shit and you’re not getting anything.
TheNightwing (2:15 AM) Fine. Sorry.
TheNightwing (2:16 AM) Whose number?
TheRobin (2:17 AM) I’ll PM you.
TheBatgirl (2:19 AM) OHHH
TheNightwing (2:20 AM) Jaybird, I didn’t know you had it in you!
TheRobin (2:22 AM) Fuck off. Now how do I catch this fucker?
TheNightwing started a call with TheRobin and TheBatgirl (2:23 AM)
TheNightwing ended a call (3:14 AM)
TheBatman (3:20 AM) What is a “Mr. Mime”?
TheRobin (3:23 AM) Don’t worry about it, Dad.
TheBatman (3:24 AM) ._.
TheRobin (3:27 AM) Okay, fine, hold on, I’ll tell you when I get back to the hotel.
TheBatman (3:37 AM) (◕‿◕✿)
TheRobin (3:39 AM) Not sure if I’m more embarrassed about the emoticon or how long it took you to copy and paste it.