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“What is it?” Bruce asks, holding the thing out at arms length.
“You’re a detective,” Dick says, grinning. “Figure it out!”
“Hn.”
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Dick gives Bruce a Fatson Todd plush. Things go from there.
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- Part 3 of [redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU
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25 Aug 2026
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“Oh, no,” Bruce mutters, eyes widening as he watches his oldest somersault out of the cape with a flourish. Jason follows, running out from the darkness. Damian, though he was shoved out of the cape by Jason’s escape, dutifully stays in place at Batman’s side, glaring out at the unfolding madness; Duke pokes his head out, but ultimately shields himself with the cape, going back to his hiding.
“No, no no no no,” Bruce whispers, his voice gradually increasing in volume when he sees Tim running out, Stephanie perched on his shoulders.
“What. The hell,” Flash says, staring at the small group of kids as they promptly turn the room (and its heroes) into their own personal jungle gym.
“My kids!” Bruce exclaims.
“Your kids?” Superman asks, glancing around the room as quickly as possible, trying to gauge what, exactly, is happening.
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A backup mission gone wrong turns all of the Bats into kids again. Shenanigans ensue. Bruce will come out of this with thrice as many gray hairs as he started with, and the Justice League has many questions regarding Batman, his children, and the cape that is actually a void.
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- Part 2 of [redacted]’s Ventures into the DCU
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25 Aug 2026
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"You'd be surprised how regularly people attempt to feed members of the Justice League to various creatures," Neal continued without any kind of inflection, just stating fact.
"That—" Peter remembered the Godzilla incident in Metropolis three years ago, "that actually tracks. On the chance that I regret asking, what's the most outrageous creature people have tried to feed you to?"
Neal looked like he was seriously thinking about it. "Piranhas. Didn't work out the way they intended."
That episode where Neal get's sedated while infiltrating a private clinic exept it's Bruce!NealSeries
- Part 3 of Bruce!Neal (related stories)
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25 Aug 2026
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Walk a mile (OR Peter Burkes no good, very bad day) by blubbimafish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
13 Aug 2026
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Reading the first installment is not necessary!
After forcing himself up the few stairs, he thankfully sank into one of the visitor chairs as his boss looked between the two of them critically. Neal smiled beatifically, which looked eerie on Peter's face.
Hughes let out a quiet, drawn-out sigh.
"Agent Berrigan reported you two were—" Hughes closed his eyes with an almost pained expression before continuing, "body-swapped." The man looked more done with his career than Peter had ever seen him. He could relate. "By the artifact you were retrieving. Is that correct?" He looked at Peter with a slightly pinched expression. Again, Peter could relate.
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An unexpected case of body swapping leads Peter to some alarming discoveries about his CI
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- Part 2 of Bruce!Neal (related stories)
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25 Aug 2026
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The case of the mysterious cousin by blubbimafish
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
02 Nov 2025
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After his debilitating back injury Bruce is still recovering. To give him space to heal without distraction he is banished to new York to pick up his old alias of Neal Caffrey.
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He was greeted by the sight of both Dick and Tim at his doorstep in civilian clothes, Dick holding Tim in place by the back of his shirt collar. Tim had a blooming bruise on the side of his face, one arm in a cast, and an obstinate expression on his face. That look at least meant Tim hadn’t been hurt too badly, and Bruce could calm down—though he should double-check for a concussion.
“What are you doing here?” he pressed out, scanning Dick for any sign of injury. The boy seemed fine, though he was ignoring Bruce in favor of looking Peter—who had come to peek over Bruce’s shoulder—up and down critically.
“Oh, you have company,” Dickie smiled wanly.
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- Part 1 of Bruce!Neal (related stories)
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25 Aug 2026