- Sebbin
- whose side are you on
- Connors
- are dad and dad fighting again
- Carmy
- wtf is it now
- Marly
- aww is someone not having a good time on vacation
- Connors
- your girl not fucking you enough @Carmy?
- Carmy
- no
- she left
- Marly
- left?
- rozyyy
- LEFT?
- Carmy
- don't want to talk about this
- what are dad and dad fighting about
- rozyyy
- don't change topic
- i left hollander hard in bed for this
- he's mad now
- Marly
- maybe we can add hollzy in here
- anyone not in favor?
- Sebbin
- no
- Viggy
- no
- Hammy <3
- no
- Connors
- no
- Carmy
- no
Marly added Hollzy to the conversation.
- Hollzy
- what is this
- ilya just told me
- hi everyone
- thank you for having me :)
- Marly
- hi hollzy
- tell us @Carmy
- Carmy
- she called me boring
- because i didn't want to get up at the ass crack of dawn on vacation to do yoga
- rozyyy
- ???
- Hollzy
- like before the sun is up
- what's happening
- rozyyy
- ohhhh
- Marly
- ohhhh
- carmy's girl left in the middle of their ibiza trip
- Hollzy
- sorry Carmichael
- breakups suck
- rozyyy
- you just need to find someone who likes boring
- like my husband found me
- he's so boring
- i love him
- hollander also likes yoga at ass crack of morning
- i don't do yoga but i like to watch his ass sometimes
- Hollzy
- ilya
- Connors
- we know you love him buddy
- Carmy
- everyone and their mother knows
- 😑
- Viggy
- sucks for you dude
- roz is not wrong tho
- you need to date someone who appreciates your quirks
- Hammy <3
- fucking hell man
- why are you still there
- Carmy
- i paid for the hotel
- their tequila sunrise is mad good
- Sebbin
- bring me one
- also sad you're single again
- Viggy
- you want him to bring you a cocktail from ibiza???
- Sebbin
- yes so?
- Carmy
- thanks guys
- can we talk about something else now
- like seb and hammer's thing
- Hammy <3
- what thing
- did roz put you up to this
- yes we're fucking going couple watching for valentine's again
- all of you can fuck right off
- Hollzy
- what is couple watching?
- Carmy
- uh what
- i was talking about seb asking whose side we were on
- Hammy <3
- oh ok
- Connors
- what was that about
- Hammy <3
- nvm nothing
- Viggy
- but i want to know
- Marly
- let it go man
- Viggy
- fine but tell me later
- @Hollzy seb likes to watch people propose on valentine's
- they go to like a fancy restaurant and watch couples get engaged
- Sebbin
- i like watching them without proposals too
- Connors
- we know
- you love love and all that crap
- tell us about the fucking bet now
- Sebbin
- so dalton is at least a little gay right?
- Marly
- he has the hot bikini gf
- Hammy <3
- is it gay tho if his girl has a dick
- i don't think it is
- Marly
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- Connors
- i knew it!
- Viggy
- no you didn't
- also how do you know @Sebbin
- Sebbin
- i have eyes
- Viggy
- she's there?
- Hammy <3
- they're both here at this thing
- @Roz @Hollzy are you still fucking
- Sebbin
- cuz you're late
- rozyyy
- hollander only takes two min to come
- Hollzy
- shut up ilya
- we're in the elevator
- i hate being late
- Carmy
- me too
- rozyyy
- yes boring and boring don't like being late
- more boring
- Carmy
- fuck off rozy
- dalton must be a secret tho
- Hollzy
- didn't connors say he knew
- Hammy <3
- he always says this when someone comes out
- Viggy
- connors actually has terrible gaydar
- Connors
- you're just jealous
- i also totally clocked hollander
- rozyyy
- everyone clocked him
- shane is super gay
- Hollzy
- fuck off ilya
- i'm normal gay
- Connors
- i was the first one to walk in on seb and hammer
- Viggy
- just means you have the spatial awareness of a housefly
- Connors
- your chirps are fuck all
- what does that even mean
- Carmy
- means you've hit your face on the glass too many times
- Connors
- 😑
- where did @Marly go
- he loves this stuff
- Marly
- i'm on my way
- can't miss this
- Sebbin
- do you even have an invite
- Marly
- i'll be your date
- Sebbin
- hammy's my date
- Hammy <3
- i'll come meet you outside if they don't let you in
- rozyyy
- marly did you forget you're also hockey player
- Marly
- right 🤦
- Viggy
- wait we should have been able to see her dick in the bikini pictures
- Sebbin
- different girl
- Carmy
- who's this chick then
- Hammy <3
- idk
- how should we know
- Marly
- i'm coming to find out
- arya is with me
- rozyyy
- explains dildo socks
- she def has a dick
- Hollzy
- should you even be gossiping about this
- rozyyy
- boooooooo
- Marly
- don't make me regret adding you hollzy
- Carmy
- just got another drink
- Sebbin
- is it another tequila sunrise
- Hammy <3
- come here seb
- i'll buy you one
- Connors
- awwwww
- Viggy
- picture?
- Hollzy
- isn't that an invasion of privacy
- rozyyy
- *attached picture*
- Viggy
- i see what you mean
- Connors
- i don't see it
- Marly
- do we think he got traded because of this
- rozyyy
- ah fuck
- Viggy
- because of those dildo socks?
- Sebbin
- edmonton is a better team anyway
- Hammy <3
- yeah
- they were ok with Hart
- Carmy
- only as long as he didn't come out when he was playing
- rozyyy
- forgot about him
- we should ask if he wants to coach at camp
- Hammy <3
- we'll coach too
- Connors
- and me
- i can't live with my parents
- maybe i should move to ottawa?
- Marly
- almost there
- bring back some of your dad's candles @Connors
- Connors
- always do
- Hollzy
- are candles a euphemism for something
- you're looking to trade?
- Connors
- lol no my dad makes candles
- also no trade
- i'm retiring with these fuckers this year
- Hollzy
- who else is retiring?
- Sebbin
- me and hammy
- didn't roz tell you
- this tequila sunrise is so good
- rozyyy
- you said it was secret
- Hammy <3
- but you also don't know that @Hollzy
- want another @Sebbin?
- Sebbin
- yessss
- thanks hammy <3
- Hollzy
- 🤐
- Viggy
- one of you should talk to dalton
- rozyyy
- we should ask hunter to do it
- he is gay elder
- Sebbin
- dalton's probably not gay
- Hammy <3
- we didn't think he was
- maybe bi or pan
- Connors
- no one can tell with that much accuracy
- Carmy
- def not you lol
- Connors
- 🖕🖕🖕
- aren't seb and hammer the gay elders
- Viggy
- don't you remember what happened with price?
- Marly
- i'm here
- they let me in
- oh they're right
- *attached picture*
- *attached picture*
- *attached picture*
- Carmy
- she's hot tho
- 🔥
- dalton has good taste
- rozyyy
- hollander can ask hunter to talk to dalton
- Hollzy
- why me
- rozyyy
- you want me to ask dinosaur
- Hollzy
- no i'll ask
- Marly
- ooh Johnson's brought his girl too
- she's pregnant af
- *attached picture*
- Viggy
- arya is friends with her
- Marly
- yep she left me alone 😭
- *attached picture of arya with johnson's gf*
- Viggy
- my wife looks hot
- rozyyy
- did you send her dick pic?
- *attached picture of different angle with arya smiling*
- Sebbin
- come drink a tequila sunrise with me
- Connors
- will hammer buy marly one too?
- Hammy <3
- sure
- you want one too @Hollzy
- Carmy
- you can sniff a candle @Connors
- rozyyy
- why didn't you ask me :(
- also shane only drinks ginger ale
- i already got it for him
- Hollzy
- thank you though Hammer
- Scott says he'll talk to Dalton
- Hammy <3
- I'll buy you one too @rozyyy
- Marly
- oh hunter's fast for a fossil
- *attached picture of hunter talking to dalton*
- Viggy
- my wife refuses to go back to the hotel so we can have phone sex
- rozyyy
- my husband also said no
- and we can have real sex
- he doesn't love me anymore
- Hollzy
- we can't leave yet
- i need to talk to some sponsors
- Connors
- sugar daddyy
- Sebbin
- i'm on my fourth tequila sunrise!
- Carmy
- he'll be too drunk to fuck if you don't cut him off @Hammy <3
- Sebbin
- i'm never too drunk to fuck hammy <3
- Viggy
- you know you don't have to write <3 everytime you write hammer's name right?
- Hammy <3
- it's fine
- i can fuck him if he's too drunk to fuck me
- it's hollzy who has to worry about roz fucking him
- Hollzy
- what's ilya doing now
- i leave him alone one min
- rozyyy
- this tequila sunrise is so good
- my husband abandoned me
- i'm drowning my sad in this
- Hollzy
- it's drowning your sorrows
- fine we can go but don't you want to know about dalton
- rozyyy
- yesss ok i will slow down drinking
- Marly
- this tequila sunrise is suprisingly great
- *attached picture of hunter walking away from dalton*
- @Hollzy i need you to come talk to hunter so we can find out what happened
- Hollzy
- coming
- rozyyy
- yes my husband is always coming
- Hollzy
- you're an asshole
- DON'T SAY IT
- Carmy
- 😂
- Connors
- 😂
- Viggy
- i had grenadine
- making myself a tequila sunrise
- *attached picture*
- what did hunter say???
- Hollzy
- that was the most awkward conversation ever
- scott was mortified
- Sebbin
- looks good @Viggy
- Hammyyyyy <3 i want another where are you
- Marly
- seb and hammer you were so off man
- that's his sister
- still has the hot bikini gf
- Carmy
- is his sister single?
- rozyyy
- i will ask
- Hammy <3
- roz no
- Marly
- *attached picture of roz talking to dalton*
- i'm going over there
- Sebbin
- *attached picture of hollzy dragging roz away while dalton looks scandalized and marly looks delighted*
- rozyyy you need another tequila sunrise!
- rozyyy
- shane is fun police
- i love him so much
- will you put me in cuffs hollander
- then you can fuck yourself on my cock
- i'm all yours
- Hollzy
- you're mine anyway
- i love you too
- and this is a group chat
- no more alcohol tonight
- Connors
- we've heard worse
- Carmy
- so is she single?
- Marly
- i'll give her your number
- his hot girl was busy so he brought his hot sister
- he's straight
- Viggy
- huh
- can you tell arya to go back to the hotel now
- her dress is really working for me
- Hollzy
- can't you text her yourself
- Hammy <3
- she said she can go to the bathroom for a quickie call if you want
- Viggy
- thanks hammer
- @Hollzy my wife needs help with good ideas
- Hollzy
- you are all so weird
- Sebbin
- *attached picture of tequila sunrise*
- one more so not dalton obv but is it gay if you fuck a girl with a dick
- or get fucked by i guess
- Hammy <3
- i already told you
- no it's not
- Carmy
- i like girls
- she's a girl
- what does it matter
- Viggy
- i agree with hammer
- not gay
- ok bye arya is calling
- Marly
- she's a chick
- so not gay?
- @rozyyy
- Hammy <3
- *attached picture of roz staring at hollander with heart eyes*
- Hollzy
- i don't think so either?
- but i'm not an expert
- rozyyy
- hollander barely knows about being gay
- but no not gay
- *attached picture of hollander from way too close*
- my husband is soooo pretty
- Sebbin
- hollzy smells so nice
- Hammy <3
- *attached picture of roz and seb a little too close to hollander*
- we're going to go back to the hotel now
- Sebbin
- yayyy hammy <3
- Carmy
- again with the <3
- do you need to tell us something
- Hammy <3
- go drown your sorrows in the tequila sunrise
- Connors
- call me @Marly
- what are you not telling me
- Carmy
- i would ask again but dalton's sister texted meeee
- her name is gwen!
- Hollzy
- happy for you man
- ilya and i are going back too
- rozyyy
- *gif of 18 yr old rozanov doing a thumbs up with overlay text 'Success!'*
- i will go get lucky now
- @Marly we will talk tomorrow
- Marly
- ok night!
