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The Chain ⛓️ 🌹🥀💀🖤⛓️
#general
whorish on the battlefield
rise and shine men!
sky children of this ratio
who u callin men
jaunty little almond
god
a men
sky children of this ratio
which one
jaunty little almond
big G
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klavier gavin
jaunty little almond
????
sky children of this ratio
[img: official art of the character Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney]
jaunty little almond
ohh he looks like a fag
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HA
yeah
"im used to being examined by the ladies but this is the first time ive felt this way with a man"
very first thing he says
jaunty little almond
good god he really is a fag
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again, which god
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gooooood morning vlog nationn
whorish on the battlefield
good morning! finally!
i don't get any fucking respect in this house smh
jaunty little almond
and thank god for that
sky children of this ratio
which god
jaunty little almond
ok that bit was stale last week
sky children of this ratio
let me have my fun
jaunty little almond
i do NOT like your idea of fun
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sorry wars i dont respect you
whorish on the battlefield
fine whatever
like i care
you're 12
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IM ALMOST 14
whorish on the battlefield
why would i care about a 12yos opinion of me
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14!!!!!!!!
FOUR. TEEN
the 4th the 5th the minor
yeah i am one of those
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SHUT THE FUCK U0 IM BEING BULLIEDDDD
the 4th the 5th the minor
damn
that sucks
whorish on the battlefield
thanks four
the 4th the 5th the minor
?
idc about you either.
whorish on the battlefield
WELL
fuck me i guess!
jaunty little almond
ew
no
rulie :)
mor ihn
jaunty little almond
hi rulie
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this gag again?
whorish on the battlefield
what?
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the one where the author shuts her eyes while typing to get as many typos as possible in one message every time a certain character talks
jaunty little almond
hey
hey you do not get to be mean to rulie even in a roundabout way
also it is far too early for fourth wall breaks
the 4th the 5th the minor
which wall
jaunty little almond
shut up and die
the 4th the 5th the minor
no thanks
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what the fuck are you two listening to
on spotify
i listened a little to both of the songs and i hate it so much
jaunty little almond
looks like somebody thinks twenty one pilots is "out there" and "cool"
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i fucking do not
ur putting words in my fucking mouth
and i do not see how top is comparable to everywhere at the end of time if it were experimental punk rock
jaunty little almond
i
fine
whats four listening to
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sewer sounds and the screams of the damned
jaunty little almond
what
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no other way to describe it
the 4th the 5th the minor
thats accurate
in my defense this is my bfs playlist. not mine
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YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND???????
the 4th the 5th the minor
yes
have i not mentioned this before
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NO YOU HAVE NOT
can you tell him his music taste is garbage and his ears are fucked
you cant listen to sewer sounds and the screams of the damned for fun and be normal
the 4th the 5th the minor
thanks.
luckily for the both of us, neither of us are "normal" in the slightest
jaunty little almond
youre one of the most normal guys here
the 4th the 5th the minor
false!
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you say that as if it means anything
sky is the normalest and im pretty sure hes killed someone before like 90% sure
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕 deleted a message: "sky is the normalest and im pretty sure hes killed someone before like 90% sure"
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what
jaunty little almond
uh
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
morning
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hi sky?
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
I am so exhausted
sgare the playlist Four
the 4th the 5th the minor
yeah sure in a sec
here [Spotify playlist link]
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
mm
thx
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four this playlist is insane
the 4th the 5th the minor
dont call people insane
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right
four this playlist is bonkers
its neurodivergent
this playlist is killing myself
this playlist is like if i was a dog and i ate chocolate
this playlist has rabies
the 4th the 5th the minor
…
alright
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this song sounds like someone just hit metal together and screamed over it
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
its not bad
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who just fucking liked it
SKY?
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
?
I think its interesting
not my usual but Im open to new things 💕
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see thats not normal
jaunty little almond
more normal reaction than "this playlist is like if i was a dog and ate chocolate"
sky children of this ratio reacted with :ravio_point:
jaunty little almond
stop using ravio as an agreement react
sky children of this ratio reacted with :regional_indicator_N: and regional_indicator_O:
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wild u think this music is fucked right
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ehh
ive heard more incomprehensible stuff
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@whorish on the battlefield please tell me you have some sense
whorish on the battlefield
sorry kiddo there's some bangers in here
i already had a couple liked
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what. the fuck
psych ward
the 4th the 5th the minor
cool it with those jokes
stop using tiktok
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fuck sorry
see i dont think before i speak
or type
whatecer
the 4th the 5th the minor
before posting on the internet, THINK: is it true? is it helpful? is it informative? is it necessary? is it kind?
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shut upp
jaunty little almond
hes right
ah fuck my bones
shiy
whorish on the battlefield
your bones
jaunty little almond
yes wars my bones
theyre being little pussy bitches agakn
the 4th the 5th the minor
?
jaunty little almond
ive said ah fuck my bones before
why is it an issue now
the 4th the 5th the minor
im just curious really
jaunty little almond
they dont sit in the joints right sometimes
mostly my shoulders
the 4th the 5th the minor
you should probably get that checked out
jaunty little almond
no
the 4th the 5th the minor
.
fine i cant talk anyway
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omg spill
what probably important things have you neglected to speak to a professional about
the 4th the 5th the minor
mental disorders
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plural?
the 4th the 5th the minor
ha
youre more right about that than you know
jaunty little almond
lmao
the 4th the 5th the minor
got something to say🤨?
jaunty little almond
nope
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why have you neglected to speak to a professional about these probably important things
the 4th the 5th the minor
ive had more than enough identity crises in the past couple years and i am not jumping at the chance for another
i am perfectly comfortable where i am so even the slightest possibility of it being something else is enough to dissuade me
also, for this particular thing, i feel like my own experiences are more valuable than someone elses thoughts, even if theyre more factually informed than me
so
ah sorry about the rambling
sky children of this ratio
nah its fine
wasnt actually expecting you to be this open abt something ur clearly keeping vague, talking about it like this is prob good
the 4th the 5th the minor
true
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i was gonna make a joke abt being pure and unscathed but thats just blatantly untrue
i literally watched a true crime youtube documentary about my own sisters kidnapping the other day
sky children of this ratio
yeah rhats not something someone with 0 issues does
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in my defense!
ive watched and enjoyed the other videos from that person!
jaunty little almond
do you think i have any true crime youtube documentaries about me
i have been on widespread news multiple times
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depends on how absurdly complicated ur stuff is
my thing is complex as shit and rlly shows off how incompetent cops are
jaunty little almond
hold on give me the video
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yeah just a sex
sec
fuck
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SEX TYPO
SEX RYPO
SEX TYPO
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LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONEE
SHUT YP SHTUPU SHUTUP
[Youtube link]
jaunty little almond
thanks
ill get back to you in 26 minutes and 39 seconds
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
morning!
got class in an hour so i cant stay long :sad_cowboy:
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twi!
hello
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
howdy
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why are you so on the nose
arghh matey
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
?
pardon
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ur so
country boy
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
this is just how i talk
im from the rural south wind
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stop it
be normal
anyways
do u think you have any true crime youtube documentaries about you
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
well id sure hope not
itd be pretty illegal afaik
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what
why
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
afraid i cant say
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???
@everyone qotd how likely is it that theres a true crime youtube documentary or podcast episode about/related to you
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
not likely
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that was fast
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not true crime but i wouldnt be surprised if some lawyer made a video abt how flora sued some big corporate dude that crashed into my motorcycle
ceo of like calamity somethin or other
brb lemme ask
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hm ok ok
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CALAMITY MACHINERY AND TECHNOLOG6
thats what it was
buncha clowns tbh the quality is ass
the security stuff is especially dogshit its so easy to bypass
and by bypass i meaj if you toss a big enough stick at it it explodes
and dont even get me started on how cobbled together it all feels
like i could make something that looks and works better in two hours
idec that im permanently disabled and forgot half my life bc the ceo nearly killed me. im more pissed off by their SHIT FUCKING DESIGN
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well ok
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LOOK AT TJIS
[image]
ISNT THAT FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT
AND IT LOOKS LIKE ITS LITERALLY ABT TO FALL APART
WHY IS TJE BODY TEXTURED LIKE THAT
IT LOOKS LIKE FLESH
I CANNOT TELL WHAT THIS IS BY LOOKING AT IT
guess what it is
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can opener
utility flashlight
vibrator
machine gun
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CHAINSAW.
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qhat
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ITS A FUCKIGN. CHAIN. SAW
IM GONNA KMS
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
relax cub
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ny fucking weirdo professors first prototype "bladesaw" looked better than this
[img: Robbie's ancient bladesaw from BotW but made out of wood, covered in pen marks, and clearly put together quickly as a first draft of an idea. The photo is in a classroom, zoomed in on Robbie himself, who is hefting it up to show off. The photo is somewhat blurry. Despite all this, you can tell what it is.]
see
fucking see
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tetras baby cousin is crying for you
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omg the one that really likes trains
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yeah
im being srs btw hes here and hes being really fucking loud
sky children of this ratio
pictures
now
right now
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[img: Photo of toddler Spirit Tracks Link wailing. There is a toy train in front of him. It's been knocked over.]
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I LOVE HIM
fix his train right fucking now
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damn fucking ok
-> tiktok reference @everyone qotd how likely is it that theres a true crime youtube documentary or …
whorish on the battlefield
probably not
it wouldnt be very good
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just probably?
whorish on the battlefield
i mean i was involved with something that did end up on the news
but only locally
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what was it
whorish on the battlefield
not something id tell a 13yo
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cmonn im mature n shit
whorish on the battlefield
dangerous territory in a server full of people older than you
if a 22yo tells you youre "mature for your age" thats a huge red flag
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ok true
but ur thing cant be that bad
and im asking
politely even
pleasee
whorish on the battlefield
no
-> loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕 not likely
rulie :)
ues
wromh message
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wdym *yes*
rulie :)
i mean yes
my identity is kepy secret but there are several videos
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what about
rulie :)
blood cult
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What
rulie :)
blood culy
whorish on the battlefield
thats not concerning at all
jaunty little almond
im back
wind ive got you beat on several things
rulie that sounds familiar
rulie :)
you do lige bewr e
lige bewr ne
..
live near me
jaunty little almond
mind if i look it up
rulie :)
go ahead
jaunty little almond
sick
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wdym youve got me beat
leg
legend
legend
jaunty little almond
dmed u rulie
rulie :)
yeah thats me
jaunty little almond
damn
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legend
jaunty little almond
fucking what
oh
yeah ive made national news at least twice
maybe three times
i was accused of murder at 6
i solved that murder when i was 11
i was declared missing for about a week and a half when i was 16
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legend lore??
whatbthe fuck
jaunty little almond
i lead an interesting life
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yeah no shit
@the 4th the 5th the minor @third Time's a charm answer my questuon
the 4th the 5th the minor
goddamn chill
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answer my question
qotd how likely is it that theres a true crime youtube documentary or podcast episode about/related to you
the 4th the 5th the minor
highly doubt it
third Time's a charm
unlikely
unless more happened in October 2000 than I remember
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??
jaunty little almond
care to elaborate old man
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hes offline
jaunty little almond
guess not
wait a damn second
@whorish on the battlefield when were you born
whorish on the battlefield
aww do you want to get me a present
how kind
jaunty little almond
no fuck you
tell me the year
whorish on the battlefield
well.
2001
august 14 if anyone wants to get me something late
jaunty little almond
go fuck yourself
youre the oldest after time
no clue how old he is but if hes any older than 40 then im impressed by his internet savvy-ness
hold on i gotta do math
. no idea what "happened in october 2000" but im gonna say he probably wasnt any younger than 5 then
so when wars, 2nd oldest in this group, was born, time couldve been anywhere from or around 6 to 18
thats fucked up
wind when were you born
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2009
no exact date cuz internet safety or whatever
i trust you guys but i do not trust the web
jaunty little almond
smart kid
so when the youngest was born time was vaguely 14 to 26
sky children of this ratio
gotta love time
the concept
and the guy
time the guy appreciation 🎉🥳
time the concept depreciation 👎🚫
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thanks for the upvotes guys
hi time btw do u have any input
third Time's a charm
Legend's assumptions are very broad
I got married in 2016, if that helps
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UR *MARRIED??????*
AND UR JUST GONNA CASUALLY DROP THAT ON US
third Time's a charm
yes
jaunty little almond
alright
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
oh yall didnt know that?
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talk normally
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
right back at ya
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no you cant do that im the main character
im generic and speak for the reader while also being just enough of my own person to not be bland
jaunty little almond
no you fucking are not
you just talk a lot. theres a difference
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rude
jaunty little almond
if anything im the main character
and i dont mean that in a self-centered way
i mean it in a please god any god give me a fucking break way
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no
clearly ur a side character with a mysterious and overly complicated backstory thats played for laughs but is actually quite upsetting
get more genre-savvy
clown
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
girls girls youre both pretty
and you both dominate the chat equally *cough* get a life *cough* who said that
jaunty little almond
shut thebfuck up furry
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
not a furry
jaunty little almond
you have furry art as your pfp
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
furry artists are really good at drawing animals ok
i wanted a drawing of my dog
jaunty little almond
your fursona
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
its my dog
[img: Wolfie]
jaunty little almond
fursona
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
what if it was my fursona and i was denying it so much because you made me feel bad about it
its not but what if
jaunty little almond
sounds like something a furry would say
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
im not a furry
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you guys sound like children
"im not a furryy :(( if u keep saying so im telling my mom on you"
jaunty little almond
LMAO
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
whose side are you on
sky children of this ratio
both
jaunty little almond
copout
sky children of this ratio
twi does really sound like a furry
jaunty little almond
THANK you
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i would know i have a fursona
jaunty little almond
what
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yeah
[img: Ancient Hero's Aspect outfit from TotK]
flora has one too its a dragon and its so cool
jaunty little almond
.
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
HAH
looks awesome
jaunty little almond
sighh it is very cool
sky children of this ratio
thank you thank you
his prosthetic arm is from some dead guy
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
huh
fucking pardon
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ldncks
ok can i infodump
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
go ahead
jaunty little almond
yeah im very intrigued
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sickk
ok so i do physical therapy bc of the whole car crash thing right
my pt guy and i were talking and he was like "sometimes it helps self esteem or whatev to come up with a character with similar Issues to yours and love them like a child"
and i was like oh thats so smart i wanna do that. i wouldnt know where to start tho :(
and he was like fursona
and i was like. fursona??
he was like yeah. fursona. wanna see mine
jaunty little almond
lmao?
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so while i was doing my stuff for that session he showed me art he commissioned and talked about the story and i was like, this is so cool
you can really just take some things about yourself and make a whole guy with tjem *and* the guy gets to be a freaky beast? fucking sign me up
rauru (my physical therapist) is zonai so he made his one of those dudes that show up in all the ancient zonai art
and i realized i dont actually know where i/my ancestors are from so i did one of those tests and it turns out i have a good amt of zonai in me too which is super cool
so the next meeting i was like hey remember what we talked abt last time, then i explained the ancestry test results and also that i rlly liked the fursona idea
so we came up with my guy together
so my guys story is that when he lost his arm, raurus guy who is like an ancient spirit or smthn gave him his
and i got flora into it and now we have this awesome story with the ancient zonai dudes and a fuckin dragon
no story atm they kinda just vibe bc none of us are great storytellers fhsjdks
heres floras
[img: art of anthro light dragon]
theyre like my babies
holding them in my hands and squishing them
[img: art of zonai!wild and dragon!flora hanging out]
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swagful
sky children of this ratio
abso fucking lutely
swagful as hell
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
i wanna pet em
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dragon girl bites
my little freak wouldnt tho hes kind
jaunty little almond
who are the artists you commissioned
always credit artists
sky children of this ratio
oh yea thx for reminding me
[link] [link] [link]
dogboy🐕🐶🐶🐕🛷🐶
asking bc you wanna commission something, leg?
jaunty little almond
🖕
cant even respect artists in this day and age without being accused of being a furry
what has the world come to
sky children of this ratio
idk but ik ive come to ur mom
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arent most of our moms dead
actually arent we all orphans
jaunty little almond
damn
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nobody let technoblade in here
jaunty little almond
.
i have great news for you,
technoblade is also dead
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fuck you
the 4th the 5th the minor
my dad is alive
and hasnt warriors mentioned both his parents
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wars can speak to technoblade
jaunty little almond
impressive
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legend youll be desd next
jaunty little almond
come back to me when you dont automatically type unalive first anymore
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ok man kys
die
die
die
die
die
die
jaunty little almond
you sound like tommyinnit
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what
jaunty little almond
die die kys die in a video game
thats you
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legend i bet you relate heavily to the unposted dream smp fanfiction "Raining in June" by hit fanfiction author discatded, known for her works "why do i let myself dream like this" and "It was Fascination, I know"
jaunty little almond
…
how do you know that
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i dont
the author had me say that because she finds it amusing and this is very self-indulgent anyways, so like who cares if all the jokes make sense to anyone but her
jaunty little almond
ok
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hey btw
whys ur nickname that
tf is a jaunty little almond
jaunty little almond
spider
rulie :)
false
they re not spiders
well sonetines they are
theres abspecies of spider thst are oftenbcslled dsfd6blibgbkegsb
well
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often called what now
rulie :)
leave ebalone :(
jaunty little almond
yeah that was just a keysmash
my favorite not spider, the dsfd6blibgbkegsb
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legend why are you kistening to a piano cover of death by glamor
jaunty little almond
tf do you mean why
it bangs
rulie :)
?
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HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED UNDERTALE
rulie :)
blood cult
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ok fair enough but you have to have heard of death by glsmor before right
rulie :)
it was a very strict blood cult
jaunty little almond
yeah i can vouch for that
rulie you have to play undertale
rulie :)
i can try
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can you explain the blood cult thing btw
rulie :)
i was raised in the woods sepwratebfrom the restbfo society snd there werebritusls
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tgat clears up a lot thanks
^ sarcasm
jaunty little almond
can i say the name of it
rulie :)
aure
jaunty little almond
look up saria town home
rulie :)
i dont know how to explain it ajd i dont reallynwajt to
third Time's a charm
who now town home?
jaunty little almond
?
saria?
third Time's a charm
one moment
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oh what the fuck
ok im not readjng that i dont wanna think about ut
rulie :)
lol
same
third Time's a charm
interesting
Hyrule, did you happen to know anyone named Navi?
rulie :)
no i font think eo
why
third Time's a charm
hm
nevermind
jaunty little almond
?
whorish on the battlefield
yes my parents are both alive and well
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awesome a topic change
whorish on the battlefield
i dont talk to my dad much, but thats really just minor family drama
jaunty little almond
couldnt be me
whorish on the battlefield
did i ask for your input.
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i love drama tell me everything
-> whorish on the battlefield not something id tell a 13yo
whorish on the battlefield
.
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rude
tell me anyway
im nearly 14
whorish on the battlefield
fine
but im not going into specifics
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YESS
aww darn
whorish on the battlefield
he didnt like that i didnt join the military like him and my mom
jaunty little almond
good
fuck the military
whorish on the battlefield
i was going to
but things happened
as it turns out, getting shot in the arm in your own home isnt good for your ability to handle the sound of guns firing
or stay calm around guns in general
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oh i get that kinda
jaunty little almond
thank god for that bc theres no way id put up with you being a fucking military boy
whorish on the battlefield
oo boy im not addressing that right now
please dont
jaunty little almond
dont bash the military? you a military lover?
do you love the idea of needless violence?
whorish on the battlefield
seriously
you have valid points and id love to have a conversation about it
but not when im talking about this
jaunty little almond
do you want nothing more than to die alone in a fight you dont care about
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legend
oh
nvm
jaunty little almond
did he seriously go offline
lmao
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uh
jaunty little almond
?
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i think it was less what you were aaying and more how you were saying it
if that makes any sense?
i think maybe it reminded him of something that happened
jaunty little almond
oh
oh shit youre right
oh fuck
brb
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kinda my fsult
jaunty little almond
shutting that down right the fuck now
you noticed what was happening, i didnt
i shouldve stopped when he said to
now stop blaming yourself so i can go try to fix this
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lol yeah
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
whats going on here
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legend was a bitch on accident
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
ah
jaunty little almond has deleted 8 messages
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
*ah*
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**oof**
wait since when did legend havr mod
sky
sky whend u give legend mod perms
i wanna be mod
gimme mod
sky :(
:((
skyy
jaunty little almond
how would you know i was the one who deleted them all
you cant see admin log
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intuition bitcb
the message saying you deleted them may only be there to give the readers clarity but i can see ghosts
legend what the fuck is your playlist why are you kistening to a vocaloid cover of nobody by mitsku
jaunty little almond
do i have to explain everything i do
god
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whats ur favorite vocaloid
jaunty little almond
luka
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mot what i expected ok
mines len
jaunty little almond
exactly what i expected
sky children of this ratio
i like fukase
i think hes a little swagful
jaunty little almond
hate that bitch
sky children of this ratio
okay i hate you?
i sont go around announcing that every time someone mentions you
jaunty little almond
damn ok
sky children of this ratio
off topic but im considering going on a road trip sometime
suggestions for destinations?
jaunty little almond
dont drive to or from labrynna or holodrum
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
avoid the breach of demise
sky children of this ratio
interesting input
why
jaunty little almond
im pretty sure theres a dimensional and/or time distortion along one of the main routes
78% sure
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
far too many thunderstorms in the area and the geography makes for a very sketchy stretch of road
sky children of this ratio
skys is reasonable i think
legend im not so sure abt yours
jaunty little almond
just my personal experience
sky children of this ratio
huh
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tell me more
jaunty little almond
what the hell is with you and being nosy today
havent even finished my breakfast salad yet
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ahy are you having a fucking salad for breakfast
jaunty little almond
whats wrong with that
youre probably having two poptart packets and three bowls of chocolate frosted mini wheats
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bitch
jaunty little almond
HAH
not denying it
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fuck youu
sky children of this ratio
u guys are like free comedy
its like watching a sitcom or smthn
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i used to think sitcom meant talk show cuz they sit and communicate
sky children of this ratio
djbxjsbxhs???
the 4th the 5th the minor
hey guys
sky children of this ratio
hey four
jaunty little almond
need something
the 4th the 5th the minor
no just here to hang out
wait
WAIT FUCK WE HAVE SHITNTO DO NVM
i
i have shit to do
bye
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??
sky children of this ratio
darn
dude why is this atickers stick so gooey
is that rlly necessary
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???
jaunty little almond
medication is a scarce but desperately needed resource in this server
sky children of this ratio
LMAO
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wait legend did u talk tow ars
jaunty little almond
yeah
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where is he
jaunty little almond
dunno
calling his therapist or some shit
joke
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i wanna talk to him more :(
hes like a friend to me
jaunty little almond
damn and the rest of us arent?
sky children of this ratio
wind….
how could you……
i thought we had something……
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no wild
i never saw you as anything more than an acquaintance
we were never friends
im sorry i misled you.
sky children of this ratio
crying
fuck you….fuck you
idk what to do anymore
the world…. *my* world…..its been positively wacked
the 4th the 5th the minor
aw fuckk
the 4th the 5th the minor deleted a message: "WAIT FUCK WE HAVE SHITNTO DO NVM"
sky children of this ratio
huh
?
the 4th the 5th the minor
nothing
sky children of this ratio
did you just delete a message
the 4th the 5th the minor
no
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wow you are an awful liar
the 4th the 5th the minor
okay thats just false
im justt
preoccupied
and also not lying idk why youd think that
sky children of this ratio
dude
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who are you
the 4th the 5th the minor
??????
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did someone hack four
the 4th the 5th the minor
oh
haha
sky children of this ratio
aand hes offline
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weird
sky children of this ratio
wanna play genshin eith me
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sure
—
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[video: screen recording of the game Sky: Children of the Light, in which Wild's sky kid is seated on the ground with a keyboard. His sky kid has the level one light blue cape, an outfit that I have but can't remember the name of the season it's from, and the Link hair. He is playing an incredibly complex and dramatic piano song on the keyboard. For reference, listen to Joshua Kyan Aalampour's "The Conqueror's Waltz" or "The Colosseum", then watch a video of a sky kid playing music.]
@loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕 look ar this shit
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
mm?
oh
thats impressive
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understatement of the fucking century
i didnt think that was possible
sky children of this ratio
get back here
hey sky wanna play with us
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
sure
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awesomee
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
have you two already done a candle run
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nah just messing arounf n shit
i havent done dailies yet either so u wanna do that while we cr
?
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
sounds good
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awesome get on
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jaunty little almond
@sky children of this ratio what song is that
sky children of this ratio
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZsYqhLELr622D92GXVyvB
jaunty little almond
two questions
did you play that whole song
sky children of this ratio
to the best of my ability!
jaunty little almond
where did you get the scotl sheet music
sky children of this ratio
put it together myself
jaunty little almond
the fuck
a third question, do you have the normal sheet music
sky children of this ratio
yeah hold on
[pdf link]
jaunty little almond
thanks
sky children of this ratio
its not 100% accurate bc i put that together myself too bc i didnt feel like going and finding tje actual sheet music
but its hard enough finding decent sheet music for even crazy popular stuff so who knows this might be the best out there
idk if this guy puts it anywhere himself
jaunty little almond
youre kidding me
wild what the fuck
sky children of this ratio
hsbcjs
jaunty little almond
thats insert word with the same impact as insane without being ableist here
sky children of this ratio
what do you tjink sex is like in minecraft
jaunty little almond
to put it bluntly wild i dont think youre reaWhat the fuck
sky children of this ratio
notbing is real but does it really matter
are they puttinf square dicks in square holes
jaunty little almond
why did you just
why
sky children of this ratio
i thought of it and i need to know
is it like those little boxes for tpddlers to put shapes in holes
how closely fit are the seams
wait
are all dicks in minecraft the same width or is it like a soulmate au and your aoulmate has the perfectly sized hole for your specific dick
jaunty little almond
i dont
want to talk about this
sky children of this ratio
okay
ive gotten real into architecture lately and i dunno why
jaunty little almond
you need meth
badly
sky children of this ratio
yeah
qhats that gotta do with architecture
jaunty little almond
meth is used for adhd medication
sky children of this ratio
ohh
yeah
jaunty little almond
why the fuck did you just agree without knowing the context
sky children of this ratio
i trust your judgement
jaunty little almond
probably not a great idea
i dont trust my own judgement sometimes
sky children of this ratio
thats anxiety i think
jaunty little almond
dont pathologize my offhanded comments
what if i agree with you and the next step is to get a professional opinion. ive gone this long without therapy and i am not breaking my streak
sky children of this ratio
thats not good
jaunty little almond
knowing this group, its probably reasonable to call you a hypocrite
sky children of this ratio
if i didnt start therapy i think id be dead by now purely because of bad decisions
jaunty little almond
your whole thing isnt exactly applicable to me
sky children of this ratio
okay true
but still
jaunty little almond
theres a reason im such a cagey bitch and its not just because im allergic to being vulnerable
by the way
-> sky children of this ratio notbing is real but does it really matter
jaunty little almond
what the hell did you mean by this
sky children of this ratio
oh
i think we arent real, cuz like whats the odds of any of our lives being like this yknow
idk much abt you guys' tragic backstories or whatever but so many of us are such unique characters yknow
i got hit by a truck and lost all my memories and doctors tend to be kinda baffled by how my amnesia works
youve been on national news several times??
rulie was in a cult apparently
we had a whole conversation about youtube documentaries about ourselves literally an hour and a half ago
not to mention how we all have the same name
and we just happened to all meet each other?
either free will isnt real or we arent real and honestly i lrefer the second one
cuz like
what difference does it make
who cares if im made up, i csn still vibe
my life is still meaningful
jaunty little almond
that
hold on
sky children of this ratio
???
you alright??
legend
jaunty little almond
sorry i just remembered something
i agree
sky children of this ratio
??
jaunty little almond
hah
nothing
the 4th the 5th the minor
yo
sky children of this ratio
hi four
the 4th the 5th the minor
finished the thing i needed to do
what are we talking about
sky children of this ratio
reality
the 4th the 5th the minor
ah
brb
sky children of this ratio
okayy
legend do u have any thoughts
jaunty little almond
yeah i have a fucking lot
theyre just
difficult to make words
sky children of this ratio
yeah i get u
words
the 4th the 5th the minor
back again
have you ever had a close friend disappear for one reason or another
and in your process of missing them, be it grief or loneliness or something else, you get to a point where you wonder if they even existed at all
that maybe you made up an entire person to get through tough times
its not unheard of
jaunty little almond
hah
yes
the 4th the 5th the minor
do you think someone else might have similar thoughts about you
reality is about perspective, in my opinion
from our perspective, we're real
from someone elses perspective, we arent
to someone who has never heard of or seen me in their life, i dont exist at all
to my closest friend, i do in every way
to the person who has created me as a concept, i exist as that concept but not as a fully realized person
to a person seeing me as that created concept, i am someone elses idea and perhaps a beloved character, but nothing more
sky children of this ratio
damn
thats a really neat way of thinking of it
jaunty little almond
mm
sky children of this ratio
i think we broke legend
the 4th the 5th the minor
oops
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hi guys im backk
did you kiss mee
miss me
dont kiss me thats gross
sky children of this ratio
gives you a little kiss on the head
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NO EWW
GROSS
IM TOO OLD FOR SWEET PHYSICAL AFFECTION
the 4th the 5th the minor
get over it
enjoy it before you lose it
wow thats really cynical. i did not mean it to be
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im almost 14 i think nothing i do right now matters but i also think im gonna be like this forever and i also also think im right about everything
so ratio
the 4th the 5th the minor
i remember what it was like to be 14…
sky children of this ratio
how old even are you
the 4th the 5th the minor
one billion
sky children of this ratio
ur either 31 or immortal then
you dont seem older than time
the 4th the 5th the minor
gods no
how do you know time is younger than 31
sky children of this ratio
idk it just felt right
the 4th the 5th the minor
feels wrong to me
i think hes 33
sky children of this ratio
thats
specific
the 4th the 5th the minor
mhm
at least i didnt choose 37
this ones for you lila
sky children of this ratio
who
the 4th the 5th the minor
dont worry about it
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does nobody care about me
sky children of this ratio
gives yoj a little kiss on the head
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EW GROSS EW
STOP CARING ABOU TME
the 4th the 5th the minor
. go die in a hole
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hollyleaf moment
how old are you four
the 4th the 5th the minor
well im a minor
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oh
that feels like it shoulve been obvious
sky children of this ratio
ur 16
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??
the 4th the 5th the minor
correct
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huh?!?@?
sky children of this ratio
4x4=16
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how would thst
thays not how age works
the 4th the 5th the minor
he is right
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waitttt you were 14 only two years ago
you cant get all high and mighty about it if ur only two years older than me
the 4th the 5th the minor
i was edating then and i am not anymore
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oh
ok i guess u have improved greatly my bad
sky children of this ratio
LMAO
howd it end
the 4th the 5th the minor
he disappeared from the face of the internet
and then showed up at my house two months later covered in blood
sky children of this ratio
fhbducbs
the 4th the 5th the minor
im being entirely serious
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WHAT
the 4th the 5th the minor
mhm
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did he like kill someone??????
the 4th the 5th the minor
what? no
sky children of this ratio
so whyd you break up then?
the 4th the 5th the minor
we didnt
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THATS YOUR CURRENT BF?@?!?@?!??@
HUH
sky children of this ratio
wait ahat was the blood from
the 4th the 5th the minor
mirror
sky children of this ratio
huh
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four theres something wrong with you
the 4th the 5th the minor
yeah i know
ugh
brb
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?
why do yoj people love going offline without explanation so much
sky children of this ratio
we all just have really soecific issues and would rather confuse the shit out of ppl than explain them
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ok fair enough
jaunty little almond
just fucked up my nail trying to open a pistachio
my life might be over
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you sound like a 70 year old queen
jaunty little almond
.
WHAT THE FUCK
sky children of this ratio
jrjxnadk???
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wow i didnt rlly think it wwas that funny
sky children of this ratio
it was but im mostly laughing at legends reaction
jaunty little almond
how the hell will i open pistachios if my nails are all fucked
riddle me this you fucking little bitch
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riddle me ur mom
birch
bitch
jaunty little almond
i never knew my mother so there
*bitch*
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i killed her
jaunty little almond
now how would that work
she died in childbirth. how the hell would you achieve that at the age of negative fucking five
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pure swag
her pussy couldnt take it
jaunty little almond
that
ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOTHER THROUGH *SWAG*
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i am now
and i killed her like that
i am your father
hello son
jaunty little almond
:despair:
cant take this shit anymore
oh evil nail-breaking pistachio we're really in it now.
sky children of this ratio
you guys bounce off each other way too well
jaunty little almond
gonna kms
sky children of this ratio
kms jokes are bad for your mental health. try threatening death or acts of terrorism instead
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why is he typing so much
jaunty little almond
wind i am going to slaughter everyone you love in front of you and leave you horribly wounded but still alive, and youll have to live with that for the rest of your fucking life. nobody will ever believe you when you accuse me and ill get away with it flawlessly.
every time you close your eyes youll be confronted with the image of your loved ones, limp and bleeding and dying. you might lose you mind from sleep deprivation, but anythings better than the torment you were left with. anything.
you long for death, but the world will not let you die. you are trapped. you are trapped, and you are trapped with me, who you seem to catch a glimpse of at every turn and in every reflection. you can never catch me to take your revenge, though, and even if you could, wouldnt that revenge just be bitter? its far easier to die than to live with such torment every day.
perhaps i would even find more sick satisfaction in my death by your hands than you. perhaps i would smirk—youve finally come to this, such a low level, and its good to see the pain in your eyes as the life in mine fade.
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remember when wild said earlier that you should go to therapy
i agree
lots
jaunty little almond
no
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you are weirdly insistent about that
why
jaunty little almond
wild i have a great idea for a roadtrip as long as i get to come with
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dont try to change the topic uou ass
sky children of this ratio
actually i was thinking of going to lurelin
theres a nice little island off the coast there called eventide
floras been stressed as shit cuz of family stuff so i figured itd be good to give her a relaxing break like that
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gimme
gimme pictures i wanna see
lurelin is so pretty its just like where im from but not an island
sky children of this ratio
wait right u live on an island
whats ur island called again
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not saying that on the Web
i dont trust discord to not explode and get all my information all over the walls in a gorey mess
jaunty little almond
girl. you use tiktok
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i can be a hypocrite if i wanna be
jaunty little almond
the way you use the internet gives me anxiety
sky children of this ratio
jdbcid
[img: [google equivalent] maps overview of Eventide]
jaunty little almond
how are the girls on eventide
sky children of this ratio
what
jaunty little almond
are they beautiful and true
sky children of this ratio
are the girls true.
i would think so
jaunty little almond
you can never be sure
the 4th the 5th the minor
im back
not sorry for disappearing i can do what i want
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slay
the 4th the 5th the minor
dont say that ever again
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slayyyy
slayy~
slay✨️💕~~😘
the 4th the 5th the minor
i might kill you
i might show up at your house and murder you
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why does everyone hate me
so much killing today :(
what about love and life
sky children of this ratio
wgat do you want me to give birth or something
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fucking ew
sky children of this ratio
is it still mpreg if the male is trans
the 4th the 5th the minor
yeah
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i feel like answering that would be walking into a tra
oh
well
the 4th the 5th the minor
i can know things without it being from experience
wouldnt need to make a nuke to know how they work
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ok i guess
sky children of this ratio
how do you know the answer
the 4th the 5th the minor
tumblr
sky children of this ratio
yeah makes sense
wait you have tumblr
whats your url
the 4th the 5th the minor
kys
sky children of this ratio
what do you reblog exclusively yaoi gifs
are you a really popular blog in a fandom widely considered "cringe"
are you secretly maia crimew
the 4th the 5th the minor
none of the above?
youre fucking insane
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hey
hypocrite
the 4th the 5th the minor
i can reclaim
faggot
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HEY
sky children of this ratio
LMAO
the 4th the 5th the minor
queering you into oblivion
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isnt q***r a slur
the 4th the 5th the minor
AND FAGGOT ISNT?
GET OFF TIKTOK
sky children of this ratio
QUEERS, KILL THIS CLOWN
the 4th the 5th the minor
RIGHT NOW
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?????
the 4th the 5th the minor
queer is as much of a slur as gay and lesbian are
ppl who dont like it are just buying into something or another idk
its along the same lines as fuckinn
hating neopronouns bc theyre "too weird" and that shit
stupid infighting over harmless things helps nobody
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ohhh
maybe i should get off tiktok
the 4th the 5th the minor
yes
leave
delete tiktok then shoot your phone with the biggest gun you can find
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the 4th the 5th the minor
thanks wild but i still think youre fucking deranged
sky children of this ratio
man
can i pleasee have your tumblr
the 4th the 5th the minor
no
sky children of this ratio
ill keep guessing and if i get close enough can i have it
the 4th the 5th the minor
lmao
good luck
sky children of this ratio
thats a yes if ive ever seen one
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you dont have high hopes for him do u
sky children of this ratio
you write rpf and its not problematic but ur afraid ill see it that way
the 4th the 5th the minor
with the way this is going?
sky children of this ratio
you like mcyt which also isnt problematic but you havent gauged my opinion on it yet
the 4th the 5th the minor
nope.
sky children of this ratio
you secretly really hate me specifically and complain all the time on tumblr
were already close mutuals and itd just be awkward
we were close mutuals before my accident and that would be even more awkward
we have each other blocked
ur bf is on tumblr and really fucking weird there
ur bf is a really big blog
the 4th the 5th the minor
thats actually true but not the reason
sky children of this ratio
wait rlly
who
the 4th the 5th the minor
that would reveal my blog
sky children of this ratio
damn
uhh
you vent a lot and thats just embarrassing to give me free access to
you do that thing where you use the internet like a diary and thats also just embarrassing to give me free access to
—
Private Chat
4ours-a-crowd, LHfaroshsboy
4ours-a-crowd
4ours-a-crowd
LHfaroshsboy
WHAT
are you kidding mee
its the same as all ur other usernames
4ours-a-crowd
LMAOO
yes
LHfaroshsboy
so was it the diary thing
4ours-a-crowd
not really but i figured it was the closest you were gonna get
LHfaroshsboy
what was the reason then
4ours-a-crowd
theres personal stuff there that id rather not share with the group
yet
gotta do some digging for it though
i trust you wont go searching on purpose or telling everyone my business.
LHfaroshsboy
yep
🫡
4ours-a-crowd
good
LHfaroshsboy
why does that feel like a threat
4ours-a-crowd
because it is
LHfaroshsboy
cool cool
—
The Chain ⛓️ 🌹🥀💀🖤⛓️
#general
sky children of this ratio
YESS
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oh shit
did u get it
sky children of this ratio
YUP
following you rn four
why is your theme so eyesearing
the 4th the 5th the minor
security
sky children of this ratio
i love it
holy shit
—
Private Chat
4ours-a-crowd, LHfaroshsboy
LHfaroshsboy
IS YOUR BF FUCKING *SHADOW CHATEAU*
4ours-a-crowd
LMAO
yes
LHfaroshsboy
WHAT
WHATTT
HUHH
4ours-a-crowd
i told you hes a big blog
LHfaroshsboy
I THOUGHT THAT BITCH HAD A GIRLFRIEND
4ours-a-crowd
he lies
—
The Chain ⛓️ 🌹🥀💀🖤⛓️
#general
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what
what
what is it
tell me all his business
the 4th the 5th the minor
do not
sky children of this ratio
his boyfriend is a fucking liarr
one of my longtime mutuals thirsts over every selfie his boyfriend postss
the 4th the 5th the minor
HA
LMAO
sky children of this ratio
every time he talks abt his fake girlfriend is he secretly talking about you
the 4th the 5th the minor
i fucking hope not
sky children of this ratio
that would be cute
why :(
the 4th the 5th the minor
cringe
sky children of this ratio
cringe is dead
the 4th the 5th the minor
no
cringe is real and alive and im dating it
sky children of this ratio
cringe is dead
no such thing as cringe
be free
do not kill the part of you that is cringe kill the part that cringes
the 4th the 5th the minor
lmao.
oh fuck hesdache
sky children of this ratio
are you alright
the 4th the 5th the minor
no it feels like my brain got ahold of a hammer and wants to get the fuck out
bye
sky children of this ratio
??
okay
bye ig
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just you and me wild
sky children of this ratio
is this town big enough for the two of us
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yeah i think its fine
sky children of this ratio
yeah
quite a spacious town
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if this were a groupchat instead of a server wed still have room for one more person
thsts a whole person
theres extra space in this town
sky children of this ratio
do you think i could set up a business there
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you might be able to
what would you sell
sky children of this ratio
pure uncut gemstones and lots of them
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how the hell wojld you get those
sky children of this ratio
id get em myself
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huh
sky children of this ratio
i would find them
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where
sky children of this ratio
dunno
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this isnt a very good business strategy
sky children of this ratio
its not!
the 4th the 5th the minor
thank everything for ibuprofen
sky children of this ratio
oh hi four
lets take ibuprofen together 🫴
the 4th the 5th the minor
fuck no
thank everything for ibuprofen and fuckass loud music
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damn who are u trying to ignore
the 4th the 5th the minor
you would not fucking believe the ppl im trying to ignore
and the things
sky children of this ratio
they call him the ignorer
they call him the two ibuprofen tablets boy
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they call him HEADACHE /ref
the 4th the 5th the minor
the hell is that a reference to
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legend would know i bet
always bet on the vet
the 4th the 5th the minor
snappy
jaunty little almond
"the vet"?
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hi legend
veteran of the fucked-up-life business
jaunty little almond
yeah thats fair
-> tiktok reference they call him HEADACHE /ref
sky children of this ratio
omg are you referencing hit ace attorney chatting and messaging fanfiction "TURNABOUT GAY PEOPLE; Or, A Slow Descent Into Uncanny Valley" by hit ao3 user discatded
who is very beautiful and cool and has so many bitches might i add
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what
jaunty little almond
what the fuck are you on about
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i want a slow descent into uncanny valley
jaunty little almond
no matter how much you want it its not gonna happen
so chill with the fourth wall breaks
do you have no care for the integrity of the narrative
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i wanna be doomed by it
sounds fun
jaunty little almond
no you do not
the whole point of it is the suffering
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i could handle it
jaunty little almond
wanna test that
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are you threatening me
jaunty little almond
yes bitch im always threatening you
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@loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕 skyyyyy wind and legend are dominating the chat againnn
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
why is that a problem exactly
sky children of this ratio
we need some variety in here man
why are the minors and also me the only active ppl here
loverboy💕💞💖💛🩷💖💕🩷💕
adults have lives
jaunty little almond
im not a minor
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couldve fooled me
jaunty little almond
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hey wild whats ace attorney
sky children of this ratio
gay law
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you dont seem like youd be into law
sky children of this ratio
im not
im fulfulling a requirement
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ohhhh because at least one person has to share a major interest with the author due to this being a self indulgent chat-fanfiction. i get it
jaunty little almond
stop fucking doing that istg
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destruction is addicting legend
wouldnt you say this is a better outlet for teenage Weirdness than, say, self-destruction
jaunty little almond
ok but youre destroying the perception of self
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no im not we have theme armor
the 4th the 5th the minor
you guys might need medication /srs