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Bilbo hasn't relieved himself in weeks, and decides to take matters into his own hands while he's on watch. But there is one dwarf that hasn't yet fallen asleep... (Comic)
I think most authors have a sneaky sex story in this fandom, and this isn't even my first one! I really like this kind of premise, and I hope you will enjoy it, as well!
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I use the semi/public sex tag way too often, don't I? 😂
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